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1 posted on 11/16/2010 5:43:14 AM PST by careyb
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To: careyb

All your junk belongs to us.


2 posted on 11/16/2010 5:45:16 AM PST by mewzilla
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To: careyb

The friendly skys start here.


3 posted on 11/16/2010 5:48:10 AM PST by thethirddegree
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To: careyb

You crack us up when we’re up your crack.


5 posted on 11/16/2010 5:52:20 AM PST by Mr Ramsbotham (Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
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To: careyb

I’m really of mixed minds on this. I can see that there is a real risk of terrorists smuggling bombs onboard unless people are thoroughly checked. But the TSA appears to focus more attenton on grannies than anyone else. The constitution isn’t super clear on this point, because the TSA would simply deny that their searches qualify as unreasonable.


7 posted on 11/16/2010 5:53:33 AM PST by Celtic Cross (I AM the Impeccable Hat.)
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To: careyb

TEA party- TOUCHED ENOUGH ALREADY


9 posted on 11/16/2010 5:55:33 AM PST by silverleaf (All that is necessary for evil to succeed, is that good men do nothing)
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To: careyb

The TSA isn’t silly, they just want to inspect your willy.


12 posted on 11/16/2010 5:58:29 AM PST by Le Chien Rouge
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To: careyb

LOL


14 posted on 11/16/2010 5:59:13 AM PST by Mercat
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To: careyb; 444Flyer

Stroke of the hand, law of the land.


16 posted on 11/16/2010 6:00:25 AM PST by Ezekiel (The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
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To: careyb

It’s for your own protection. Submit, or we will straight-up murder your a$$.


20 posted on 11/16/2010 6:03:27 AM PST by Smelly_Fed
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To: careyb
I got one.

TSA ad; 'We juggle a lot of balls, to make sure your flight is safe. We scan the area, only exempting people we know are no threat. Like people in hijabs. We think of every possible place you could put a bomb. We check your 'trunk' AND your 'luggage'. TSA: We're on the ball(s)'.

23 posted on 11/16/2010 6:05:52 AM PST by Celtic Cross (I AM the Impeccable Hat.)
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To: careyb

TSA has always stood for “Thumb Stuck in Ass”, just never the way it does now...


29 posted on 11/16/2010 6:14:53 AM PST by Onelifetogive (I tweet, too...)
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Granny scan? Yes we can!

Sexual harassment: turn taboo into a career!

Relax. Government unions have been doing this to you for years.

Authorized smoking areas now available after every checkpoint.

Don't think of it as government intrusion ... wait, let me rephrase that.

30 posted on 11/16/2010 6:19:01 AM PST by Pan_Yan
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TSA You don’t get on till we get off!


35 posted on 11/16/2010 6:56:00 AM PST by 70th Division (I love my country but fear my government!)
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To: careyb

We wear rubber gloves to protect us from you, but notice we use the same pair to search all of you.


36 posted on 11/16/2010 6:56:31 AM PST by antiRepublicrat
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To: careyb

bttt


42 posted on 11/16/2010 7:22:31 AM PST by Rightly Biased (Do you know how awkward it is to have a political argument with a naked man?)
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To: careyb
Your profile says you're crazy
But we can see you're nuts
53 posted on 11/16/2010 7:59:16 AM PST by Acrobat (Remind me again why I moved from Washington to California?)
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To: careyb
The next time I fly I'll make sure I eat something the day before that causes me to pass gas. I can make wallpaper come off the walls if I eat the right suff.

So mister TSA Your hands fo below my waist your nose will remember for along time.

54 posted on 11/16/2010 8:07:10 AM PST by painter (No wonder democrats don't mind taxes.THEY DON'T PAY THEM !)
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To: careyb

I heard a song on YouTube called “You Lift Me Up”. Now imagine a new title, “You Feel Me Up”.


56 posted on 11/16/2010 10:41:49 AM PST by TexasRepublic (Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
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