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Posted on 11/16/2010 5:43:10 AM PST by careyb
Here are my favorites:
Can't see London, can't see France, unless we see your underpants.
Grope discounts available.
If we did our job any better we'd have to buy you dinner first.
Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.
Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.
Throw a few back at the airport Chili's and you won't even notice.
Wanna fly? Drop your fly.
We've handled more balls than Barney Frank
We are now free to move about your pants
We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.
It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat.
When in doubt, we make you whip it out.
TSA: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin'
You were a virgin.
We handle more packages than the USPS
All your junk belongs to us.
The friendly skys start here.
For all the idiots who think this will keep them safe from terrorists, the baggage crew may be loading explosives into the cargo hold under your seat, while you are showing your seat to the TSA.
You crack us up when we’re up your crack.
FWIW, I’d rather have a simultaneous root canal and IRS audit than fly.
I’m really of mixed minds on this. I can see that there is a real risk of terrorists smuggling bombs onboard unless people are thoroughly checked. But the TSA appears to focus more attenton on grannies than anyone else. The constitution isn’t super clear on this point, because the TSA would simply deny that their searches qualify as unreasonable.
If a guy wore a burka would he still have to be manhandled?
TEA party- TOUCHED ENOUGH ALREADY
If they did it to everyone it would be different, Muslim women are being excluded from the scans and pat downs are only to the neck and head area.
Young children should never have an adult pat them down in this manner.
Not to mention the cargo from Yemen which has never been screened.
The TSA isn’t silly, they just want to inspect your willy.
“I can see that there is a real risk of terrorists smuggling bombs onboard unless people are thoroughly checked”
Perhaps to reassure us about the necessity for this program, TSA should release reports of the airline bombing terrorist plots by Catholics, Protestants, and Jews that they have thwarted since 2001.
Adults should never be patted down in this manner, either.
Stroke of the hand, law of the land.
Muslim women are exempt?? Then why the HELL do they seach anyone? The main threat is being allowed to walk right into the plane while they frisk normal americans. Why are muslims excluded? What reason does the TSA give for letting them waltz right through?
I don't doubt what you are saying here, but could you give me a link or two where it is documented? I would like to be able to back it up when I talk about it with my tolerant friends and relatives.
I flew through Detroit once. WASPy li’l ol’ me got selected for an extra special search. Oddly enough, none of the Arabic speaking males on the flight were pestered. Go figger.
It’s for your own protection. Submit, or we will straight-up murder your a$$.
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