DUmmie FUnnies 10-16-10 (Delusional DUmmies Already Celebrating Sestak 'Victory' In PA)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 16, 2010 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Freudenschade, baby!

Break out the champagne! The DUmmies are already celebrating the victory of Joe Sestak as the next Senator from Pennsylvania despite trailing Pat Toomey badly in the polls. And the cause for this certain "victory?" According to the DUmmies it is all because of just ONE TV commercial that just began airing. To hear the DUmmie jubilation you would think it was the most brilliant campaign commercial in the history of politics but when you actually watch the VIDEO, your reaction is sure to be "so what?" If the DUmmies are pinning their hopes of a Sestak victory entirely on a run of the mill campaign ad, then they are far more delusional than previously thought as you can see in this THREAD, "BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Sestak Just Locked PA, Bank On It!" So let us now watch the DElusional DUmmies celebrate yet another "victory" before it actually happens in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, chronicling the adventures of Belle the Wonder Dog, is in the [brackets]:

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Sestak Just Locked PA, Bank On It!

[Bank it! And if Sestak loses can we also shove this thread up the butt of William Rivers Pitt?]

The Sestak campaign put out a new ad today, and it's not quite like any other one I've ever seen.

[Gee! Using a dog in a nondescript campaign ad. What a game-changer...NOT!]

And it gives the phrase "Friday News Dump" a whole new meaning!

[It also gives the phrase DUmb DUmmies a whole new meaning!]

Bank It, It's Brilliant Done deal, I'm telling you. Perfectly timed and effective. Done. (Do NOT take this by any means as a message to do anything less that GOTV more than ever in PA, but this ad is a game changer, trust me).

[Posted a prime DUmmie candidate for a Nov. 2 one-way Heaven's Gate trip.]

Hee hee, thats great, I need to watch it again.

[And scream "I BEEEEEELEEEEEEVE!!!!!]

I am in PA and this is the first I have seen or heard of this ad. Maybe it's not playing in Pittsburgh media market yet. I think it's cute and clever.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL! My Dog Belle is the most BRILLIANT campaign commercial ever!]

Just Landed Today, It Will Be Everywhere Tomorrow, Watch, AND There will be tons of free coverage because it's "controversial". Done deal. Brilliant.

[My Dog Belle is the best inadvertent comedy video of this election.]

It's always smart to pull out a puppy! Don't see that in political ads often. I love it, and I so hope you are right.

[Yeah, nobody in the history of politics ever thought of injecting a dog into a campaign. Here Fala! Here Checkers!]

It's OVER!

[My Dog Belle nailed it for Sestak. The actual voting is merely a technicality.]

Every Dem ought to clone that ad and run it in their race.

[You want all the Democrats to be laughed out of office?]

One of the best campaign ads I've ever seen

[Such underwhelming brilliance!]

It is a good (and funny) ad but I doubt it alone will close an 8 pt gap. I mean I know the financial crisis was caused by Bush & company but I still don't like the bank bailout. I have to think a lot of independents/undecideds will see it the same way. Your "he locked PA" might be premature.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!! My Dog Belle will win it for Sestak and all other Democrats! Game over!]

[PJ-Comix]

Stocked up on milk bigtime yesterday and today. 32 quarts using my $2 Lactaid coupons. Thus only 76 cents per gallon. I made sure to go to the stores where the managers give me a hard time about stacking coupons. One of the managers seemed to get an ulcer attack when she saw that my $2 coupon made the 16 quarts of Lactaid cost me only 19 cents per quart. So now I have enough milk to last until December...when I expect more Lactaid coupons to become available.

[JRios1968]

IBTP?

[imskylark]

The Blame Bush game is too old. Can’t believe they think this commercial is going to completely turn things around.

[Celtic Cross]

Doesn’t take much to impress the DUmmies, does it?

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[KosmicKitty]

5?

[sauropod]

We do the scratch and dent store thing...

[cripplecreek]

That ad makes tapioca pudding look exciting.

[Ole Okie]

Ten?

[Incorrigible]

Froudenschade Top 10!

[Nervous Tick]

In that ad, Sestak comes across as effeminate and lame.

Maybe that’s why the DUmmies like it; they’re into effeminate and lame.

I’m still surprised as all get-out that this dude is a former Navy admiral.

[RockinRight]

THAT is what they’re ranting and raving about? A commercial with his pansy-ass dog?

[Conservative Coulter Fan]

Like Michael Barone said...the (D) stands for demogogue and desperation!

[Right Angler]

Yup, if that was my dog, I wouldn’t tell it.

[USNBandit]

He's a complete flaming A-hole to those that have to work for him. One of his campaign ads say he left the Navy when his daughter was diagnosed with brain cancer. The reality is that he was relieved of command for cause by the new CNO. The guy taking over as CNO was concerned enough about Sestak that he made firing Sestak his first priority. Sestak was removed for command climate, of a staff command, within 24 hours of the CNO taking his new post.

I don't know why this never gets any attention outside the Navy. To put it bluntly, Sestak is the Navy version of Wesley Clark. They were both made by Clinton, promoted by Clinton, and believe in a Clinton-type foreign policy.

[JPG]

A shame for the DUmmies that Hale-Bopp won't return until the year 4380. The DU Away Team will have to designate and observe another marker.

[NoGrayZone]

Top 20, woohoo!!!

[FlingWingFlyer]

Yup! A real "game changer". A politician slinging dog sh*t around. Absolutely BRILLIANT!

sarc/

[PJ-Comix]

Joe Sestak is my nominee for the candidate most likely to go postal after the November election.

[Michael Barnes]

Theres going to be a lot of funny business election night pertaining to sestak votes, that is what can be counted on.
The sestak campaign tried the military service thing, but I don't think it was flying around here because that commercial is non-existent at this point.

Next week the really nasty ad's should start coming out...