Posted on 10/15/2010 5:58:58 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
Blogpimp songs
Song of the Pimp
(to the tune of Jingle Bells)
Trolling on FR,
And looking for blog hits,
When folks tell me to stop,
I throw hissy fits
I detest all the complaints,
By others who too freep,
I wish theyd go to h***,
Oh I wish theyd *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*
Chorus:
Oh plagiarize! Plagarize!
And pimping my blog too!
I am a stinkin blogpimp,
And that is what I do! (repeat chorus)
Blogpimps on FR
(tune: The Wheel on the Bus)
Oh the blogpimps on FR go
Pimp pimp pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Oh the blogpimps on FR go
Pimp pimp pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
So early in the morning
The Blogpimps Song
(tune: Ive been working on the RR)
Ive been pimping on the forum,
All the live long day
Ive been pimping on the forum
Just to pass the time away
I really love to post just excerpts
I dont care what others think!
Im just sitting round and waiting
For folks to click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link today!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link today!
Someone is reporting my pimping!
Someone is reporting, I know, I know
Someone is reporting my pimping!
Guess they want to see me go!
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o!
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o-o-o-o,
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o!
Guess they want to see me go!
Haikus about blogpimps
(Excerpt) read more at
mydumbblog.com
Im trolling for hits!
Pimp, pimp, Im a pimp
Stop, Stop, I can never stop
Blog, blog, click my blog!
I came to FR
Just to pimp my stupid blog
Now they hate me *sob*
Boohoo! *Whimper* *sigh*
They all hate me. Wonder why?
(Excerpt) read more at...
The following were done by Allegra:
Blogpimp all day long,
Blogpimp till the cows come home,
Please click on my link!
Must click on my link
It will take you to my blog
I want lots of hits
Blogpimping my blog
The Mods, they do not like it
My fursuit calls me
Oh well. If they would post the link on the thread they would never have been touched.
In other words, you didn't do your homework
I'm not out to prove bloggers innocent. Their actions labeled them.
an innocent ally was caught-up in your anti-blogger jihad.
Fortunes of war. I fail to see how they were harmed.
I still wish they would post the video link on the
thread, but I've agreed not to hassle them, so I don't.
It is just so funny that he pretend he is the victim of a ton of personal attacks by me. I have never called him anything other than a blogpimp. I have never called him a puny childish jerk who is a democrat and is destorying FR plus other crude stuff and etc and etc. like he does to me and others. He does tons more ad hominem than I do and somehow he is still the “victim”! LOLOLOLOL!
“I never attacked you personally...”
Once again you lie. You or your other screen names have laid multiple lies and calumnies on me. Off the top of my head I can think of at least four...
You’ve called me a homosexual. I am not.
You’ve said I am making money off Freepers — I don’t.
You’ve said I have all kinds of advertising on my site. I do not have advertisers but Google Adwords and that does not make me money.
You’ve said my posts were pulled for “spamming” when they weren’t.
Further, despite many of those posting on my threads telling you they have no problem at all with my posts and you should quit acting like a spamming creep, you and your multiple screen names have continued to spam my threads every day for weeks.
The FACT is you are under NO compulsion to click on my posts.
The FACT is you are not the savior of all Freepers and do not speak for them.
The FACT is that you are a hypocrite to get mad at me for posting on YOUR threads when you seem to assume you should be allowed to thread jack MY posts.
The FACT is I have been posting the same style threads with my ORIGINAL content every day for over five years and NEVER had any complaints until you and your childish little campaign began against me two weeks ago.
The truth is you are a cretinous little jag and so are all your multiple screen name characters.
LOL! You do more of that that I could ever do! And yet you are still the "victim"....hahahahaha
They are just fans of The Road Runner cartoons, especially that wiley Coyote.
Excellent. Thank you. I’m tired of people who are trying to make money off of FR, rather than sticking to the original purpose: to share and discuss news from a conservative/Christian perspective.
Prove it pal. You KNOW I never said that. :)
Youve said my posts were pulled for spamming when they werent.
How was I to know exactly what they were pulled for? You commited two FR rule breaches so I knew it was one or the other or both.
you and your multiple screen names
That particular lie is threadbare pal. Give it up.
The FACT is you are under NO compulsion to needlessly excerpt your blog
The FACT is you are not freely getting your content out to all Freepers and forcing them visit your blog if they want more info just so you can get hits.
The FACT is that you are a blogpimp and you get mad at me for pointing it out when you seem to assume you should be allowed to pimp your blog.
Fortunes of war. I fail to see how they were harmed.
You didn't harm them. You harmed yourself. See my comment above.
rofl!
You are quite welcome. Standing up to these blogpimps sure can be tiring and it is so nice to be appreciated! Thanks! :)
Did you just out yourself? You are a blogpimp, too? Weird thread.
"I Am BLOGMAN!"
Huh? Weird post...
Funny how a blog pimp who posts news from a conservative/Christian perspective, and posts an excerpt here are tiring, but someone who posts a parody song contrary to your own stated purpose of FR gets thanked.
No, Prometheus. It's a link to the blog wherein the video link actually resides.
You were too stupid and lazy to click it.
Because I refuse to give a click to a blog where I have to click on a vid link?
Really? You click on anything folks want you to? What a tool!
You harmed yourself.
I seem OK so far.
I’m just saying: you are pretty quick with the personal attacks, and just as quick to whine when some head back your way.
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