The Blogpimp Thread (Vanity)

10-15-10 | me

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

Blogpimp songs

Song of the Pimp
(to the tune of Jingle Bells)

Trolling on FR,
And looking for blog hits,
When folks tell me to stop,
I throw hissy fits
I detest all the complaints,
By others who too freep,
I wish they’d go to h***,
Oh I wish they’d *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*

Chorus:
Oh plagiarize! Plagarize!
And pimping my blog too!
I am a stinkin’ blogpimp,
And that is what I do! (repeat chorus)

Blogpimps on FR
(tune: The Wheel on the Bus)

Oh the blogpimps on FR go
Pimp pimp pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Oh the blogpimps on FR go
Pimp pimp pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
So early in the morning

The Blogpimp’s Song
(tune: I’ve been working on the RR)

I’ve been pimping on the forum,
All the live long day
I’ve been pimping on the forum
Just to pass the time away

I really love to post just excerpts
I don’t care what others think!
I’m just sitting ‘round and waiting
For folks to click my link!

Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link today!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link today!

Someone is reporting my pimping!
Someone is reporting, I know, I know
Someone is reporting my pimping!
Guess they want to see me go!

Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o!
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o-o-o-o,
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o!
Guess they want to see me go!

Haikus about blogpimps

(Excerpt) read more at
mydumbblog.com
I’m trolling for hits!

Pimp, pimp, I’m a pimp
Stop, Stop, I can never stop
Blog, blog, click my blog!

I came to FR
Just to pimp my stupid blog
Now they hate me *sob*

“Boohoo! *Whimper* *sigh*
They all hate me. Wonder why?”
(Excerpt) read more at...

The following were done by Allegra:

Blogpimp all day long,
Blogpimp till the cows come home,
Please click on my link!

Must click on my link
It will take you to my blog
I want lots of hits

Blogpimping my blog
The Mods, they do not like it
My fursuit calls me

[humblegunner]

me gay

Me know.

[1rudeboy]

My favorite example is when the "Blog Police" went after the Media Research Center for posting from its blog. MRC does more for the conservative cause in a single day then any of these bozos has in his entire life.

Talk about busting down the wrong door, LOL.

[Syncro]

Yea, they should post a decent excerpt.

Some do, and some that didn't use to do now.

So you are ok with decent length excerpts?

If the answer is yes, get ready for flames...LOL

[Allegra]

Thanks!

{crunch, crunch, crunch...}

[Semper Mark]

Hissy Fit Alert!

"I hate vanity threads, first of all. If you dudes want to act like morons, do it somewhere else. Second of all, I have a novel idea for you idiots.

If you don’t like excerpted posts don’t click on them. Boy that sure seems easy? You guys really have a mental trouble to keep obsessing like this!"

[Syncro]

Close.

It's actually a hundred million billion trillion.

The amount of a check Dr. Zoo sent to his gf of a few years back.

The circles went on for ever!

[Allegra]

Still, I find it to be some hilarious hypocrisy that you and your puppet screen names...

Hey, anybody seen my sock?

[Allegra]

There's a pretty cool little bar in Bumsoak County, Indiana.

Except for Furry Night on Wednesdays.

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

It was removed because I made fun of your screen name.

Aw, that was so sweet of you, wasn't it?

See the mods had no problem with me returning the favor of spamming YOUR thread since you have made it a personal crusade to attack me personally on my threads! You know, calling me gay and the like with your multiple screen names like you've done and all.

I never attacked you personally like you have done (unless calling you a blogpimp counts) and I have never called you gay. You know it too. Will you lay off with that silly claim?

you and your puppet screen names

Still can't grasp that there are more than one person who dislike your pimping? You'd still rather believe that it's some sort of vast conspiracy or something?

your baseless attacks name calling

Show me one, pal.

You truly are Democrat plants sent here to ruin FR

Again, the same old "if you and I disagree, you are an evil dem!" line. Can't you do any better?

[Syncro]

I got a pic of a couple of the blog thread nannies earlier today...well at 3:am in a bar

Why they put wi-fi in bars, it's a shame!

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

You’re welcome, FRiend. :)

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

that’s cute

[Semper Mark]

"Still, I find it to be some hilarious hypocrisy that you and your puppet screen names..."

[humblegunner]

There are several blog sources that management has requested not be messed with.
Eyeblast is one of them.

MRC does more for the conservative cause in a single day then any of these bozos has in his entire life.

Like you would know, bedwetter.

[1rudeboy]

You didn’t attack him personally, except when you attacked him personally? And now you are whining that you were attacked, personally?

[1rudeboy]

Well, for starters, you were unfamiliar with them . . . .

[humblegunner]

For starters, they started posting here May 24, 2010.
They fit the profile of a pimp, posting a teaser and
directing traffic to themselves to see the advertised video.

Unfamiliar? Yep, sure was.

[humblegunner]

(By the way, YES.. I profile. Sure enough.)

[1rudeboy]

In other words, you didn't do your homework (that would have been as easy as clicking 'About Us' on the website), and an innocent ally was caught-up in your anti-blogger jihad. Nice work.

[Cyber Liberty]

So’s Allegra, but I’m on the outs with her so I can’t tell her myself....