Help Me Compile a List of Contrasts (Vanity)

Vanity | 09/17/2010 | RightFighter

[RightFighter]

I'm trying to develop a list of contrasts between liberals and conservatives. The first part of each comparison is something that we conservatives know is good or admirable, and then I follow up with a contrasting item that liberals adore. Here's what I've started with:

• Corporations are evil but unions are virtuous.
• Christians are intolerant, but Muslims are peaceful.
• Boy Scouts are bad, but homosexuals are good.
• Tax cuts are wasteful, but government giveaways are stimulative.

[RightFighter]

I'd appreciate some help in making this list. I know that this site will generate some good ones.

[tutstar]

bump

[Bosco]

Get the podcast of Mark Levin's program from yesterday. It's what you're looking for. First 10 minutes or so.

Listen and you'll be done.

[RightFighter]

Listening to it now. Thanks.

[sodpoodle]

There was a great vanity E-mail thread posted a couple of days ago:

*I’M TIRED*

Will try to find it.

[ClearCase_guy]

Individual rights are good; group rights are bad.
Limited government is good; Cradle-to-grave government is bad.
Faith in God is good; faith in Man is bad.
Self-defense is good; Reliance on others for defense is bad.

[sodpoodle]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2590518/posts

good stuff!

[equalitybeforethelaw]

Conservatives celebrate an individuals accomplishment, liberals envy it.

Conservatives are tolerant of different opinions, liberals are repressive of different opinions.

Conservatives know that the world is made of more than race, sex, class, and guilt for European imperialism, liberals are unable to see anything else.

Conservatives understand the meaning of class while liberals think it is defined by annual income.

[DuncanWaring]

Teaching children about sex suppresses sexual activity, while teaching them about guns turns them into psychotic mass-murders.

[JerseyDvl]

Conservatives are generally attractive while Liberals are almost always physically repulsive.

[21twelve]

I just heard some liberal talking about how the tax cuts will COST so much money.

Tax cuts “cost” the government money vs. letting folks keep what they make. BTW - When Bush did the tax cuts, did Tax Revenues go Up, or Down? (I love asking liberals that one! It messes with their limited brain power.)

[DManA]

A social conservative gets his/her head bashed in both by conservatives and liberals.

EVERY SINGLE ITEM on the liberal agenda is SOCIAL LIBERAL.

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

PETA is virtuous, hunters are evil
Palestinians are oppressed, Israel is Hitler
Liberal protesters are patriotic dissenters, conservative protesters are racist intolerant haters

[mnehring]

To a Liberal, guns are bad in the hands of citizens but OK for the political class to own. (they always have hunting photo ops during election season).

To a Liberal, burning the flag or a Bible is free speech but burning a Koran is hate speech.

To a Liberal, taking kids to a Mosque to pray is a lesson in diversity, but having a Bible in school, even if studying historical relevance, is hate.

To a Liberal, anti-Bush protesters were just patriotic citizens while anti-Obama protesters are a hate-filled mob.

...I can go on and on...

[Joe 6-pack]

You might find some inspiration for additional ideas in:

Joe 6-pack's Questions for Liberals

[IronJack]

Individual liberty is scary but governmental tyranny makes us safe.

[GrannyAnn]

***Teaching children about sex suppresses sexual activity, while teaching them about guns turns them into psychotic mass-murders.***

Love it! Along with a zero tolerance for drugs but provide safe sex education “because kids are going to do it any way.”

Liberalism is truly a mental disorder.

[RightFighter]

Here's what I have so far that fits the way I'm trying to present this.

In the mind of a liberal...

• ...corporations are evil but unions are virtuous.
• ...Christians are intolerant, but Muslims are peaceful.
• ...Boy Scouts are bad, but homosexuals are good.
• ...tax cuts are wasteful, but government giveaways are stimulative.
• ...teaching children about guns makes them dangerous, but teaching them about sex makes them safe.
• ...protesting a Republican president is patriotic, but protesting a Democrat president is racist.
• ...burning the Koran is hate speech, but burning the American flag is free speech.
• ...female reporters in a men's locker room are demonstrating equality, but male reporters in a women's locker room are committing a crime.

[Excellence]

Unborn babies are parasites, but welfare recipients are innocents.

[RightFighter]

Now THAT one is going to sting!