Posted on 09/16/2010 12:25:22 PM PDT by marcbold
This has to be one of the most unintentionally funny pieces ever written by a news organization. If you want to know why the mainstream media is dying, check this out.
CBS News certainly believes they have the goods on conservative Christine O'Donnell. I'm sure to them the news that Christine O'Donnell is pro-life and believes masturbation is a sin will paint her as an outlier and a crazed extremist.
And who does CBS have as their voice of reason to counter the crazed Puritan O'DOnnell in the piece, former Surgeon General Jocelyn Elders who was so wacky in saying that children should be taught to masturbate that even Bill Clinton had to fire her.
Come on, it's pretty difficult to get fired by Bill Clinton for talking dirty, isn't it?
The craziest part is that CBS thinks that someone saying masturbation and lust are sins is worthy of a news story. (Note: Don't shake hands with CBS news employees)
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Obermann wouldn’t have a hobby!
This is almost as good as when I was in a Basic Training UCMJ class and the instructor announced that oral sex was against the UCMJ.
The co-ed room gasped in unison!
True story!
LOL!
How “extremist” of her. /sarc
Chris Coons = Master Debater
This could be a good one.
If masturbation is outlawed only outlaws will masturbate!
In Muslim countries they believe masturbation causes blindness - and it's why so many Americans wear glasses.
I am telling the total truth about this and NOT ONE member of the MSM will EVER tell you this about Muslims.
Bias - an ugly way for the news industry to die.
LOL!
CBS is full of freaks and pervs.
Their stupid reporting will rack up many more votes for Christine!
“If masturbation is outlawed what are these reporters supposed to do all day..”
If masturbation is outlawed only outlaws will masturbate.
Elders: I think she would have a hard time finding support for her views in the Bible. I am a Methodist, a Christian. As a physician, we are sexual beings from birth until death, and the silence [around sexuality], the judging of others, is just wrong.
Babies are not sexual beings.
I’d prefer that all politicians keep their yaps shut about what constitutes “sin” or not and restrict their opinions to what should be legal or illegal in the US...I know they’re reaching back to the 90s for these silly comments, but O’Donnell would be wise to tape it shut about sin for the next few months and talk about legal/illegal.
They have nothing on her. They are desperate. SHE WILL WIN!
I wish someone would tell my teenaged son. I suspect he may be self-medicating when he is taking his 20 minute showers, but I am afraid to bring up the subject. My husband had a “talk” with him, but WHO KNOWS what was said.
As my late uncle once said, “Silliest sin in the sin book. If masturbation is a sin, then all men are hardened sinners by the age of 14. And I mean that literally.”
As my late uncle once said, “Silliest sin in the sin book. If masturbation is a sin, then all men are hardened sinners by the age of 14. And I mean that literally.”
I hope dad warned him about becoming a reporter.
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