Posted on 09/16/2010 12:25:22 PM PDT by marcbold
If masturbation is outlawed what are these reporters supposed to do all day?
no wonder they hate her.
Limbaugh actually joked about this today!
Can’t believe it happened. Actually, I guess I can.
27”You have heard that it was said, ‘Do not commit adultery.’ 28But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart. 29If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell. 30And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell.
This is a big slow pitch down broadway if she wants to swing at it:
“I’d never dream of making masturbation illegal. We’d have to incarcerate most of the career politicans in DC if we did.”
Weren’t these comments made about the time that Clinton’s illustrious Surgeon General was advocating that masturbation be taught in schools?
Does Harry Reid wear magic underwear?
Well, guess she just lost the Libertarian vote.
Notice, people, I made it a BIG L...
“And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell.”
Sounds like good news for lefties ...
Abortion? Sinful? Really?
Infanticide? Something wrong with that?
Oh the scandal.
Jimmy Carter said he sinned because he had lust in his heart. Why is this news? Oh yeah, the Pravda Media loves twitterworthy stories that can be spewed out as daily talking point.
They could sit around and post, "I'd hit it!" on caption threads...
Does Chris Matthews keep his hands above this desk when he gushes on camera over Barack Obama?
So, Dems really are wankers, and MSM reporters really are tossers? When they shout it from the rooftops; it kind of ruins the fun of calling them that.
Whoever said that is never going to get elected.
Let the left keeping stooping - November is right around the corner.
1) Let me introduce you to my red neck friend...
2) Bite my lip and close my eyes..Take me away to paradise
I’m so damn bored...I’m going blind
3) When I was little boy in grammar school,
Always went by the very best rule,
But every time the bell would ring,
You’d catch me playing with my ding-a-ling.
4) Pictures of Lily made my life so wonderful.
Pictures of Lily helped me sleep at night.
Pictures of Lily solved my childhood problems.
Pictures of Lily helped me feel alright.
5)When there’s no-one else in sight,
In the crowded lonely night,
Well I wait so long,
For my love vibration,
And I’m dancing with myself.
...just for fun..
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