Top 10 Things You MIGHT Hear In An Obama Cabinet Meeting

The Looking Spoon ^ | 7-26-2010 | Jared H. McAndersen

[The Looking Spoon]

Comment with your own additions! I always love what Freepers come up with :-)

10. Since they have the agenda we can't start until the teleprompters get here.

9. Sorry Joe, a big air conditioner wont stop global warming...

8. Thank you Ms. Sherrod for joining us on "bring your gaffe to work day."

7. Lets make this quick, the czars are throwing me a pizza party in 10 minutes.

6. Um, Mr. President, you called Hillary "senator" again

5. Can't we just use the stimulus money to buy an approval rating?

4. And then I told Hillary, "yeah it was in the Oval Office, but at least we're married."

3. 2-4-6-8 America depreciate!

2. Can I be vice president today daddy?

1. Alright guys, who hacked my phone to make my text messages say "LL"?

My top 10 lists don't have tended to go over well here, but I'm not giving up :-)

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[Calm_Cool_and_Elected]

How about “meeting cancelled, President on vacation” or “Gone Golfin’” sign on the door?

[bray]

Anybody who’s not a racist raise your hand.

[whence911]

Have we sloughed enough bribe money into Nevada yet?

[hosepipe]

11. WE ARE THE BORG.. resistence is futile.. We will add your weak minds to the collective..

[hole_n_one]

“It’s Bush’s fault”

[mrsmith]

" My top 10 lists don't have tended to go over well here, but I'm not giving up :-) "
Well, you're showing promise...

Seriesly, spend more time in the discussions learning- yes this is a place to come learn. You'll sharpen your wit and focus your perception. With all due respect to Rush this is the conservative school that you never graduate from.

My fav would be something like:"Well let's get to business. What racist attacks on my policies do we need to respond to today?"

[The Looking Spoon]

Oooooh...I’m working on a list of things you wont hear in a cabinet meeting, and I have an idea in that vein, so stay tuned!

:-)

[BobP]

The Prez will be a little late to the meeting, he's been detained.

[aruanan]

Top 10 Things You Certainly Will Hear In An Obama Cabinet Meeting

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[The Looking Spoon]

Thanks for the input :-)

It’s appreciated.

[The Looking Spoon]

LOL...I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I like that one!

[mlizzy]

"5. Can't we just use the stimulus money to buy an approval rating?"

That's a good one!!

[longfellow]

I liked it!

[Leo Carpathian]

Anyone else wants to see my Birth Certification???

[reg45]

They left out: “Who stole my copy of “Rules for Radicals”?

[canuck_conservative]

“Let’s hurry and get this annoying “Presidential Duties” stuff out of the way so Joe and me can get to our afternoon golf game.”

[shibumi]

" With all due respect to Rush this is the conservative school that you never graduate from."

I cannot count the times I've read the articles that interest me on FR and then while driving to work heard Rush on the radio mention the same articles.

Not only does he mention the same ones, but it's noticeable that they are in roughly the same order they appeared on the Forum. I'm sure Rush does not sit by his computer copying from FR, but I bet there's someone on his staff that's at least heavily lurking here.

"Well, you're showing promise... Seriesly, spend more time in the discussions learning- yes this is a place to come learn."

I wish that all the bloggers who post on FR had the same great attitude that Jared at The Looking Spoon does. He posts his work in full, with links where appropriate, and has shown that he wants to be in on the discussions and add to the community.

Too many others seem to want to use this forum just to "pimp for hits." They could all take a lesson from this guy. Some of his works are real gems, others less so, but at least he's really putting forth an honest effort.

Thanks for setting a great example!

[The Looking Spoon]

Aww man I just noticed the big typo by me. I meant to say the top 10 lists “have tended to not go well”....not “don’t tended to go well”

I’m a maroon...

:-/

[The Looking Spoon]

People like you help me stay motivated to keep trying (I think I’ve told you that before, it becomes more true as time goes on and at the times when life wears me out) so thank you for your kind words...again! :-D