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Congressman Says Constitution on His Side in Assault Incident
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 18 June 2010 | John Semmens

Posted on 06/18/2010 7:30:54 PM PDT by John Semmens

Representative Bob Etheridge (D-NC) was recently videotaped assaulting a student reporter on the sidewalk. The student’s offense: asking him a question about his stance on “the Obama agenda.” Etheridge has brushed aside charges that he has broken the law and insists that he was “within my Constitutional rights” in the incident.

While Etheridge’s behavior would appear to fall within the legal definition of felony assault, the Representative claims he is Constitutionally exempt from any charges under Article I, Section 6 of the US Constitution. “The Constitution says that a member of Congress ‘shall not be questioned in any other place,’” Etheridge argued. “A public sidewalk is obviously one of those ‘other places’ contemplated. So, right out of the gate, we see that the person complaining about me was in the wrong.”

“Secondly, members of Congress are immune from arrest while Congress is in session or when members are on their way to and from that session,” Etheridge continued. “Inasmuch as that pretty much covers 24/7 it seems clear that my accusers have no recourse under the law.”

Etheridge said this isn’t the first time he’s had to “get tough with young punks who don’t show proper respect for their betters. It’s a sad commentary on the decline of our civilization when just any nobody thinks he can accost a member of the government anytime and anywhere he wants. If I have to be a one-man army standing against that I will.”

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TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: assault; constitution; peasants; rulers; satire; wasteoftime
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1 posted on 06/18/2010 7:30:55 PM PDT by John Semmens
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THAT was was a good one. Almost had me.


2 posted on 06/18/2010 7:32:22 PM PDT by ilgipper
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ping


3 posted on 06/18/2010 7:32:24 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

:)


4 posted on 06/18/2010 7:33:27 PM PDT by rockinqsranch (The Left draws criminals as excrement draws flies. The Left IS a criminal organization.)
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GRRRRREAT work, John! You really had me going. LOL! BTTT!


5 posted on 06/18/2010 7:33:46 PM PDT by PGalt
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Gotta love the AZ Conservative...better than the Onion.


6 posted on 06/18/2010 7:34:19 PM PDT by ducdriver (judica me, Deus, et discerne causam meam de gente non sancta. (Ps. 42))
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LOL. I do wonder why he hasn’t been charged?


7 posted on 06/18/2010 7:34:42 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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To: John Semmens

Whoops. I was premature with my :) as I caught the article before the ping.

Thanks for the chuckle John.


8 posted on 06/18/2010 7:34:52 PM PDT by rockinqsranch (The Left draws criminals as excrement draws flies. The Left IS a criminal organization.)
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jeez what jerk..


9 posted on 06/18/2010 7:35:01 PM PDT by dalebert
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To: John Semmens

Delusional Congress sub-human satire alert.


10 posted on 06/18/2010 7:35:10 PM PDT by FormerACLUmember ("Subtlety is not going to win this fight": NJ Governor Chris Christie)
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Etheridge said this isn’t the first time he’s had to “get tough with young punks who don’t show proper respect for their betters.

Incredibly arrogant POS. Almost as arrogant as Obozo. His speech sounds like an English Lord during the 1770's. "respect their betters". Better according to who.

11 posted on 06/18/2010 7:35:32 PM PDT by Texas Fossil (Government, even in its best state is but a necessary evil; in its worst state an intolerable one.)
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Oh lol! got me


12 posted on 06/18/2010 7:35:42 PM PDT by dalebert
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I REALLY did not think this was satire.


13 posted on 06/18/2010 7:35:56 PM PDT by omega4179 (www.jdforsenate.com)
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sorry I missed the semi-satire


14 posted on 06/18/2010 7:36:32 PM PDT by Texas Fossil (Government, even in its best state is but a necessary evil; in its worst state an intolerable one.)
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To: Texas Fossil

Um....this is satire. He didn’t really say that.


15 posted on 06/18/2010 7:36:54 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: John Semmens

Johnny me boy, this one is almost TOO close to reality, TOO true to life.

Good one!


16 posted on 06/18/2010 7:38:10 PM PDT by Shimmer1 (Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.)
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Almost true; the Constitution has a qualifier in Art 1 Sec 6: [...] and for any Speech or Debate in either House, they shall not be questioned in any other Place.
17 posted on 06/18/2010 7:38:39 PM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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Well, nowhere in the video did he state that he cannot be questioned anywhere else and that is the reason for him molesting the child. Instead, he got aggressive and asked, “Who are you? [I want to come to your house and rape you.]”

The words in brackets above were not exactly uttered but were clear from his actions. He is clearly a child molester. Even on this argument, what an idiot he is! The argument fails since no one forced him to respond to the question. What a moron.

We need an ad that says that the Obama supporting Democrat MOLESTED A CHILD!


18 posted on 06/18/2010 7:38:57 PM PDT by JimWayne
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To: Joe 6-pack

sorry missed it, but looking back it says “semi-satire”


19 posted on 06/18/2010 7:39:05 PM PDT by Texas Fossil (Government, even in its best state is but a necessary evil; in its worst state an intolerable one.)
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To: ilgipper

The way they write them, statements are believable. Pretty good at getting my blood pressure up before I see the source. Guaranteed to make me laugh.


20 posted on 06/18/2010 7:39:32 PM PDT by USNBandit (sarcasm engaged at all times)
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