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Matt Lauer's non-lover once a he.....
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Posted on 05/27/2010 1:19:03 PM PDT by OL Hickory
Alexis Houston -- the singer who held a press conference last week to announce she never had sex with "Today" show host Matt Lauer -- had some interesting yesterdays.
She used to be a man who called himself Wellington Houston.
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TOPICS: Conspiracy; Education; Humor; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: gay; homosexualagenda; lauer; lavendermafia; man; matt; mattlauer; metrosexual; napl; woman
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To: OL Hickory
You know what? I never had sex with Matt Lauer either. Am I supposed to hold a press conference?
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posted on
05/27/2010 1:23:44 PM PDT
by
pgkdan
(I Miss Ronald Reagan!)
To: pgkdan
I never had sex with Matt Lauer either. I call BS.
Prove it.
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posted on
05/27/2010 1:25:20 PM PDT
by
humblegunner
(Pablo is very wily)
To: OL Hickory
He looks like Oprah!
I always thought she looked like a female-impersonator, and by golly I was right!
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posted on
05/27/2010 1:25:52 PM PDT
by
E. Pluribus Unum
("The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law." -- Aristotle)
To: OL Hickory
Given the details...it would be a better story is she/he/it HAD had sex with Pee Wee Lauer.
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posted on
05/27/2010 1:26:05 PM PDT
by
Lee'sGhost
(Johnny Rico picked the wrong girl!)
To: OL Hickory
Ruh Roh!
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posted on
05/27/2010 1:26:12 PM PDT
by
Apparatchik
(If you find yourself in a confusing situation, simply laugh knowingly and walk away - Jim Ignatowski)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
Or Reba.
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posted on
05/27/2010 1:27:41 PM PDT
by
Sloth
(Civil disobedience? I'm afraid only the uncivil kind is going to cut it this time.)
To: Lazamataz; humblegunner; Hegewisch Dupa
This thread SCREAMS for you three.
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posted on
05/27/2010 1:29:06 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Yes, Chef!)
To: OL Hickory
Winkie wars with a trannie!!! Mat Layer! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
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posted on
05/27/2010 1:30:12 PM PDT
by
MarineBrat
(Better dead than red!)
To: OL Hickory
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posted on
05/27/2010 1:30:39 PM PDT
by
GoCards
("We eat therefore we hunt...")
To: OL Hickory
...little matty has some splainin to do
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posted on
05/27/2010 1:32:02 PM PDT
by
Doogle
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)
To: OL Hickory
Did she/he ever have a little blue dress?
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posted on
05/27/2010 1:33:19 PM PDT
by
Dallas59
(President Robert Gibbs 2009-2013)
To: Xenalyte
Already here, love.
See post #3, and I'm still waiting for an answer.
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posted on
05/27/2010 1:36:51 PM PDT
by
humblegunner
(Pablo is very wily)
To: OL Hickory
I think she's a beard anyway
or was
To: Slings and Arrows
To: OL Hickory
Maybe I should hold a press conference. I’ve not only never had sex with Matt Lauer, I’ve never been male, either. STOP THE PRESSES!!!
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posted on
05/27/2010 1:38:05 PM PDT
by
Hoffer Rand
(There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)
To: pgkdan
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posted on
05/27/2010 1:39:41 PM PDT
by
Drango
(A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
To: Drango
No honest. Guess I’ll have call a presser and prove it.
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posted on
05/27/2010 1:40:18 PM PDT
by
pgkdan
(I Miss Ronald Reagan!)
To: small voice in the wilderness
Matt forgot to look at the thing’s feet or hands, too. When I first moved to Chicago, I took the No. 22 Clark St. bus to the north side to play volleyball with a co-ed league. Some of the “women” on the bus had peculiar voices, big feet, and hands that could wrap completely around a volleyball. One time, my girlfriend accompanied me and she played “Guess the Cross-Dresser or Transvestite.” She was flabbergasted. She (shoe size 5) kept wondering where these people got such large high-heeled shoes.
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posted on
05/27/2010 1:49:06 PM PDT
by
12Gauge687
(Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice)
To: 12Gauge687
kept wondering where these people got such large high-heeled shoes. At the mall, at the Transhoevania store.
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posted on
05/27/2010 3:15:08 PM PDT
by
Defiant
(Obama hawking Special K-- www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rDJdHQspuI)
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