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Matt Lauer's non-lover once a he.....
ney york post ^ | 3:56 AM, May 27, 2010 | unknown

Posted on 05/27/2010 1:19:03 PM PDT by OL Hickory

Alexis Houston -- the singer who held a press conference last week to announce she never had sex with "Today" show host Matt Lauer -- had some interesting yesterdays.

She used to be a man who called himself Wellington Houston.

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TOPICS: Conspiracy; Education; Humor; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: gay; homosexualagenda; lauer; lavendermafia; man; matt; mattlauer; metrosexual; napl; woman
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1 posted on 05/27/2010 1:19:04 PM PDT by OL Hickory
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To: OL Hickory

You know what? I never had sex with Matt Lauer either. Am I supposed to hold a press conference?


2 posted on 05/27/2010 1:23:44 PM PDT by pgkdan (I Miss Ronald Reagan!)
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To: pgkdan
I never had sex with Matt Lauer either.

I call BS.

Prove it.

3 posted on 05/27/2010 1:25:20 PM PDT by humblegunner (Pablo is very wily)
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To: OL Hickory
He looks like Oprah!

I always thought she looked like a female-impersonator, and by golly I was right!

4 posted on 05/27/2010 1:25:52 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum ("The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law." -- Aristotle)
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To: OL Hickory

Given the details...it would be a better story is she/he/it HAD had sex with Pee Wee Lauer.


5 posted on 05/27/2010 1:26:05 PM PDT by Lee'sGhost (Johnny Rico picked the wrong girl!)
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To: OL Hickory
Ruh Roh!


6 posted on 05/27/2010 1:26:12 PM PDT by Apparatchik (If you find yourself in a confusing situation, simply laugh knowingly and walk away - Jim Ignatowski)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
Or Reba.


7 posted on 05/27/2010 1:27:41 PM PDT by Sloth (Civil disobedience? I'm afraid only the uncivil kind is going to cut it this time.)
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To: Lazamataz; humblegunner; Hegewisch Dupa

This thread SCREAMS for you three.


8 posted on 05/27/2010 1:29:06 PM PDT by Xenalyte (Yes, Chef!)
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To: OL Hickory

Winkie wars with a trannie!!! Mat Layer! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

9 posted on 05/27/2010 1:30:12 PM PDT by MarineBrat (Better dead than red!)
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To: OL Hickory

Uh oh


10 posted on 05/27/2010 1:30:39 PM PDT by GoCards ("We eat therefore we hunt...")
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To: OL Hickory

...little matty has some splainin to do


11 posted on 05/27/2010 1:32:02 PM PDT by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)
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To: OL Hickory

Did she/he ever have a little blue dress?


12 posted on 05/27/2010 1:33:19 PM PDT by Dallas59 (President Robert Gibbs 2009-2013)
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To: Xenalyte
Already here, love.

See post #3, and I'm still waiting for an answer.

13 posted on 05/27/2010 1:36:51 PM PDT by humblegunner (Pablo is very wily)
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To: OL Hickory
I think she's a beard anyway

or was

14 posted on 05/27/2010 1:37:28 PM PDT by small voice in the wilderness
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To: Slings and Arrows

thing ping


15 posted on 05/27/2010 1:37:55 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Throw the bums out in 2010.)
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To: OL Hickory

Maybe I should hold a press conference. I’ve not only never had sex with Matt Lauer, I’ve never been male, either. STOP THE PRESSES!!!


16 posted on 05/27/2010 1:38:05 PM PDT by Hoffer Rand (There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)
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To: pgkdan

you lie!


17 posted on 05/27/2010 1:39:41 PM PDT by Drango (A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
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To: Drango

No honest. Guess I’ll have call a presser and prove it.


18 posted on 05/27/2010 1:40:18 PM PDT by pgkdan (I Miss Ronald Reagan!)
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To: small voice in the wilderness

Matt forgot to look at the thing’s feet or hands, too. When I first moved to Chicago, I took the No. 22 Clark St. bus to the north side to play volleyball with a co-ed league. Some of the “women” on the bus had peculiar voices, big feet, and hands that could wrap completely around a volleyball. One time, my girlfriend accompanied me and she played “Guess the Cross-Dresser or Transvestite.” She was flabbergasted. She (shoe size 5) kept wondering where these people got such large high-heeled shoes.


19 posted on 05/27/2010 1:49:06 PM PDT by 12Gauge687 (Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice)
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To: 12Gauge687
kept wondering where these people got such large high-heeled shoes.

At the mall, at the Transhoevania store.

20 posted on 05/27/2010 3:15:08 PM PDT by Defiant (Obama hawking Special K-- www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rDJdHQspuI)
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