Unhappy moms turn to adultery after Mothers Day

Conservative Fun House and Momlogic ^ | 05/12/2010 | Damon Rexroad

[conservativefunhouse]

Better hope you were good enough to your wife on Mothers Day. If not, she may already be looking for your replacement. According to...

[chris37]

I gave my Mom flowers on Mother’s Day, so ... no worries there.

[SnakeDoctor]

>> Better hope you were good enough to your wife on Mothers Day. If not, she may already be looking for your replacement.

If you have to worry, there’s already a problem.

SnakeDoc

[lefty-lie-spy]

Errrm...so what?
Gals chase the ding-a-ling and guy chase the bootie.

As Lemmy says, “You know the chase is better than the catch”,
but the catch is....humuna...humuna....thank God for the loose Japanese gals that keep us young.

[lefty-lie-spy]

And if you don’t care, you’ll be much happier.

[LibLieSlayer]

Only if your wife is and has always been a wh0re. If your wife will commit adultery for any reason... she is not the woman you should be married to... same goes for men who are wh0res and the poor women that are married to them. Remember... your vows were to her and GOD and to him and GOD.

LLS

[Lurker]

And if you don’t care, you’ll be much happier.

Or one could make an honest arrangement with ones spouse. Just sayin'.

[throwback]

It's Mother's Day, not wive’s day. Besides, every day is wive’s day.

[dfwgator]

And if you don’t care, you’ll be much happier.

Yeah, why worry that your spouse will catch an STD from another partner....party on!

[Smokin' Joe]

Besides, every day is wive’s day.

One of the keys to a happy marriage...

[Grunthor]

“Better hope you were good enough to your wife on Mothers Day.”

It is called M-O-T-H-E—R-S Day, not WIFE’S day. Wifes’ day is April 14th, your anniversary, Christmas and her birthday.

[dfwgator]

It is called M-O-T-H-E—R-S Day, not WIFE’S day. Wifes’ day is April 14th, your anniversary, Christmas and her birthday.

And any day that ends in 'y'.

[Vigilanteman]

My daughter said it best when she was a pre-teen: “It’s a good thing you and Mom found each other. Nobody else would want you guys!”

[wbill]

'Tis easier if you just marry a woman that you can trust, be faithful to, who is head over heels in love with you, and who you're still head over heels in love with. Like me.

That just makes things a lot easier. Otherwise, you're just better off finding a woman you don't like, and buying her a house.

[jonno]

And if you don’t care, you’ll be much happier.

You may as well add 'ignorance is bliss'.

Sounds like the recipe for a rich and satisfying life - good luck...

[houeto]

My daughter said it best when she was a pre-teen: “It’s a good thing you and Mom found each other. Nobody else would want you guys!”

My first good laugh of the day. Thanks!

[ConservativeMan55]

bttt

[Alex Murphy]

Wifes’ day is April 14th, your anniversary, Christmas and her birthday

Little known fact: Abraham Lincoln bought Mary Todd Lincoln a bag of pecans as a Wifes' Day gift, during intermission at Ford's Theatre.

[Grizzled Bear]

'Tis easier if you just marry a woman that you can trust, be faithful to, who is head over heels in love with you, and who you're still head over heels in love with. Like me.

It's not your love that sustains the marriage; it's your marriage that sustains your love. If you build a solid marriage on a sound foundation, and maintain it properly, your love will survive.

Too many people have bought into the lie that "love is a feeling." It's not a feeling. It's a decision.

[NavVet]

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, make an ugly woman your wife....