[chris37]

I gave my Mom flowers on Mother’s Day, so ... no worries there.

[SnakeDoctor]

>> Better hope you were good enough to your wife on Mothers Day. If not, she may already be looking for your replacement.

If you have to worry, there’s already a problem.

SnakeDoc

[lefty-lie-spy]

Errrm...so what?
Gals chase the ding-a-ling and guy chase the bootie.

As Lemmy says, “You know the chase is better than the catch”,
but the catch is....humuna...humuna....thank God for the loose Japanese gals that keep us young.

[LibLieSlayer]

Only if your wife is and has always been a wh0re. If your wife will commit adultery for any reason... she is not the woman you should be married to... same goes for men who are wh0res and the poor women that are married to them. Remember... your vows were to her and GOD and to him and GOD.

LLS

[throwback]

It's Mother's Day, not wive’s day. Besides, every day is wive’s day.

[Grunthor]

“Better hope you were good enough to your wife on Mothers Day.”

It is called M-O-T-H-E—R-S Day, not WIFE’S day. Wifes’ day is April 14th, your anniversary, Christmas and her birthday.

[wbill]

'Tis easier if you just marry a woman that you can trust, be faithful to, who is head over heels in love with you, and who you're still head over heels in love with. Like me.

That just makes things a lot easier. Otherwise, you're just better off finding a woman you don't like, and buying her a house.

[mikelets456]

Unhappy moms turn to adultery after Mothers Day

Good bye you worthless POS! If marriage is based on that, then good riddance to ya'

[justsaynomore]

Sheesh, what shallow, unethical, self-serving women these must be. (Good riddance)

[festusbanjo]

Somebody should ask Tiger if that whole sneaking around adultery thing worked out for him. Probably the most expensive piece of strange ever.

[CPT Clay]

Gives added meaning to the term MILF

[JRios1968]

Jiveman #1: Sheeeet, man, that honkey mus' be messin' my old lady got to be runnin' col' upsihd down his head!

Translation: Golly, that white fellow should stay away from my wife or I will punch him.

Jiveman #2: Hey Holm, I can dig it! You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap upon you man!

Translation: Yes, he is wrong for doing that.

Jiveman #1: I say hey sky, s'other say I won say I pray to J I get the same ol' same ol.

Translation: I knew a man in a similar predicament, and he ended up being sorry.

Jiveman #2: Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter back got perform' us' down I take TCBin, man'.

Translation: Don't be naive Arthur. Each of us faces a clear moral choice.

Jiveman #1: You know wha' they say: See a broad to get that bodiac lay'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em.

Translation: Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.

Together: Col' got to be! Yo! How true!

Together: Sh010039et! Golly!