Posted on 05/10/2010 8:48:21 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
Pied Piper Pitt has been Tombstoned! I repeat. Pied Piper Pitt has been TOMBSTONED from DUmmieland. DUmmie Administrator EarlG EXPLAINS:
For the record
Last night Will Pitt repeatedly threatened another member with physical violence. After the moderators deleted those messages he sent the threats again to the member via private message, during which he challenged the member to report his behavior to the moderators, implying that he would not be held accountable for his actions.
We don't enjoy banning people, particularly people who have been here a long time. WilliamPitt left us absolutely no choice in this matter. This is entirely his own fault and responsibility.
Locking.
And what were the details of this epic battle? First we find some of the details from missing DUmmie threads as recorded for posterity over at the CONSERVATIVE CAVE:
WTF?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph
This must be a mistake.
I was just reading his post about ending the recession and noticed his journal link was missing....
Anybody know anything?
[Yes. Apparently Wee Willie threatened death upon a fellow DUmmie for the high crime of mocking Mumsie aka DUmmie Raven.]
I thought he was one of the rocks of DU!!
[A rock Pitt.]
This has to be some sort of mistake, He has been a valuable contributor to the DU community and we would be less for his parting
[Willie, We Hardly Knew Ye.]
You ******* piece of shit
From: WilliamPitt
Date: May-09-10 03:34 PM
Just to make sure you see this before it gets deleted, here you go:
[Fragments collected from the battlefield...]
Explain how you have the time and money to post to DU from your ******* car, you poor ******* victim.
Leave my mother out of your comments, or meet me in the street, you ****.
[LEAVE RAVEN ALONE!!!!!]
Period. End of file. Do it again, I ******* dare you.
Yes, I ******* said it. Let the mods delete this. I ******* hope you read it first, you piece of shit.
**** you. I'll PM you my address. Say that shit to my face. I swear to God, any time, anywhere.
[High noon at Bukowski's?]
Any chance you're anything other than a chickenshit ****?
I promise I will drop you if we ever meet.
I ******* promise.
[Does this not sound like Will is PUI? Posting Under the Influence.]
Be sure to share this with the Mods.
If you dare, say that shit to my face. I am not hard to find.
You suck. And I will wipe you out if I ever get the chance.
Share this with the mods, please.
[Note that Pitt's wrath is aimed at DUmmie bobolink. Will the two come to blows? More info on the Clash of the Titans over at Pitt's FaceBook PAGE...]
I have apparently been banned or suspended from DemocraticUnderground. Waiting to hear which; I can't log on to find out. Frankly, I deserve either and/or both. I went off on one of the resident DU douchebags because they threw my mother in my face, but I challenged them to a fistfight without realizing I was talking to a woman. Stay tuned.
[LOL! All the macho posturing by Pitt which got him tombstoned from DUmmieland was due to a fight with a woman. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]
damn, man. that sucks. i will go over and register and peep out wtf is going on. what'd they do to your mom? i'm confused.
[Oops!]
Don't get into it, you won't find anything out. I have emails into the Admins, and I assume they'll tell me soon enough. Someone pulled the Mom card in a thread of mine and I went ballistic, challenged them to a fistfight...before discovering that I was speaking to a woman. Not cool. The person in question sucks, but threats of violence against anyone are not kosher, especially if the person in question isn't a guy.
That is insane ! You were one of founding members & the first big STAR. Oh Fa Crissakes!?
[Sniff! The good always get tombstoned young.]
P.S. I deserved it. I got PISSED and went to my keyboard, which is always always always a bad idea.
[Remember Pitt, never Post Under the Influence of alcohol. PUI.]
Or to say it another way: If they don't want you, F*#k 'em.
Or to say it another way: If they don't want you, F*#k 'em.
To Toby: I care because I've been a member for almost 10 years. And because I threatened to beat the shit out of a woman without realizing who I was talking to. Not my finest moment.
[Perhaps not your finest moments but definitely one of your FUnniest moments, Will.]
I had this coming. I blew my top and went off on this person in a way that was totally inappropriate. That person still sucks big fat f*cking rocks, but I was waaaaaay in the wrong.
[Please let me back in DUmmieland so I can post another hockey puck geopolitical theory. Please! PRETTY PLEASE!!!]
So you'll be kissing Skinner's arse, and get yourself unpizza'ed and coming back then eh?
David Tesler: Please don't f*cking test me, OK?
[Please don't take note of my pathetic groveling. Oh, and to Skinner... PUHLEASE LET me back into DUmmieland. I have no life outside of DUmmieland...and Bukowski's.]
[And now my favorite comment posted on Pitt's Facebook page mainly because it was posted by MEEEEEE!!!]
Thanx for the many laughs over the years, Will. You have provided comedy gold for the DUmmie FUnnies...including this thread which is being DUFUed.
This is just tooooo rich! It will be interesting to see if Pitt replied to your post. Or if Skinner will let him back into DUmmieland.
Pitt, yo’ mama is so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard! Yo’ mama is so fat, that on a scale of 1 to 10, she’s a 747! Yo’ mama is soooooo fat, that when she puts on her little black dress, she looks like outer space! Yo’ mama...
That is too FUnny!!!
ding, ding, ding...
we have a winner
He may just get a sockpuppet membership here to get into a fight with you for that...
It all depends on how much he’s consumed before reading it.
“Last night Will Pitt repeatedly threatened another member with physical violence.”
And just what is the problem here? How else to they enforce any government “program?” The only way that they can enforce their health care system on me is via govevernment guns!
Everything they advocate can only be enforce with physical violence.
The game posts on FB can be hidden. Mouse over the upper right-hand corner of the game-generated post, and you’ll see a “Hide” link. Click it, and you’re presented with three choices: 1) Hide all posts for that person, 2) Hide posts from the game in question, or 3) Cancel. Choose #2, and voila, no more annoying posts from that game.
“Pitt will pull a “Self-Recanted Evening” and be back by . . . oh, maybe by Wednesday, which will be May 12,...”
I’ll give it 5 business days.
I’ve done that, but it goes beyond the game thing. My neighbor (who I dislike...both of them) is online and all she does is talk about her ‘do’, and other childish stuff. This, when she’s supposed to be home-schooling her youngest. Stuff like that’s hard to ‘hide’. And she wasn’t the only one.
I finally said ‘enough’ and pulled the plug. It may well give me a new lease on life with my genealogy research, which I haven’t followed for a few years.
Will you have the lyrics to "Self-Recanted Evening" (to the tune of "Some Enchanted Evening") written in time? I can't wait!
Yeah, FB can be a major time-burner. The joke that Betty White told on SNL about FB really has an element of truth — a tremendous waste of time.
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I wrote that very parody a couple of years ago. I can post it agin when Pitt does his mea culpa and resurfaces in the DUmp.
His DU masters have taught him well....
Hilarious! Unfortunately, I will miss the rich in humor DUFUs that come from the writing of Will Pitt. For that reason, I hope he ends up reinstated.
"You wanna piece o' me? I said, YOU WANNA PIECE O' ME?"
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