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DUmmie FUnnies 05-10-10 (Pied Piper Pitt TOMBSTONED!!!!!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 10, 2010 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 05/10/2010 8:48:21 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

Pied Piper Pitt has been Tombstoned! I repeat. Pied Piper Pitt has been TOMBSTONED from DUmmieland. DUmmie Administrator EarlG EXPLAINS:

For the record

Last night Will Pitt repeatedly threatened another member with physical violence. After the moderators deleted those messages he sent the threats again to the member via private message, during which he challenged the member to report his behavior to the moderators, implying that he would not be held accountable for his actions.

We don't enjoy banning people, particularly people who have been here a long time. WilliamPitt left us absolutely no choice in this matter. This is entirely his own fault and responsibility.

Locking.

And what were the details of this epic battle? First we find some of the details from missing DUmmie threads as recorded for posterity over at the CONSERVATIVE CAVE:

WTF?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph

This must be a mistake.

I was just reading his post about ending the recession and noticed his journal link was missing....

Anybody know anything?

[Yes. Apparently Wee Willie threatened death upon a fellow DUmmie for the high crime of mocking Mumsie aka DUmmie Raven.]

I thought he was one of the rocks of DU!!

[A rock Pitt.]

This has to be some sort of mistake, He has been a valuable contributor to the DU community and we would be less for his parting

[Willie, We Hardly Knew Ye.]

You ******* piece of shit
From: WilliamPitt
Date: May-09-10 03:34 PM
Just to make sure you see this before it gets deleted, here you go:

[Fragments collected from the battlefield...]

Explain how you have the time and money to post to DU from your ******* car, you poor ******* victim.

Leave my mother out of your comments, or meet me in the street, you ****.

[LEAVE RAVEN ALONE!!!!!]

Period. End of file. Do it again, I ******* dare you.

Yes, I ******* said it. Let the mods delete this. I ******* hope you read it first, you piece of shit.

**** you. I'll PM you my address. Say that shit to my face. I swear to God, any time, anywhere.

[High noon at Bukowski's?]

Any chance you're anything other than a chickenshit ****?

I promise I will drop you if we ever meet.

I ******* promise.

[Does this not sound like Will is PUI? Posting Under the Influence.]

Be sure to share this with the Mods.

If you dare, say that shit to my face. I am not hard to find.

You suck. And I will wipe you out if I ever get the chance.

Share this with the mods, please.

[Note that Pitt's wrath is aimed at DUmmie bobolink. Will the two come to blows? More info on the Clash of the Titans over at Pitt's FaceBook PAGE...]

I have apparently been banned or suspended from DemocraticUnderground. Waiting to hear which; I can't log on to find out. Frankly, I deserve either and/or both. I went off on one of the resident DU douchebags because they threw my mother in my face, but I challenged them to a fistfight without realizing I was talking to a woman. Stay tuned.

[LOL! All the macho posturing by Pitt which got him tombstoned from DUmmieland was due to a fight with a woman. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]

damn, man. that sucks. i will go over and register and peep out wtf is going on. what'd they do to your mom? i'm confused.

[Oops!]

Don't get into it, you won't find anything out. I have emails into the Admins, and I assume they'll tell me soon enough. Someone pulled the Mom card in a thread of mine and I went ballistic, challenged them to a fistfight...before discovering that I was speaking to a woman. Not cool. The person in question sucks, but threats of violence against anyone are not kosher, especially if the person in question isn't a guy.

That is insane ! You were one of founding members & the first big STAR. Oh Fa Crissakes!?

[Sniff! The good always get tombstoned young.]

P.S. I deserved it. I got PISSED and went to my keyboard, which is always always always a bad idea.

[Remember Pitt, never Post Under the Influence of alcohol. PUI.]

Or to say it another way: If they don't want you, F*#k 'em.

Or to say it another way: If they don't want you, F*#k 'em.

To Toby: I care because I've been a member for almost 10 years. And because I threatened to beat the shit out of a woman without realizing who I was talking to. Not my finest moment.

[Perhaps not your finest moments but definitely one of your FUnniest moments, Will.]

I had this coming. I blew my top and went off on this person in a way that was totally inappropriate. That person still sucks big fat f*cking rocks, but I was waaaaaay in the wrong.

[Please let me back in DUmmieland so I can post another hockey puck geopolitical theory. Please! PRETTY PLEASE!!!]

So you'll be kissing Skinner's arse, and get yourself unpizza'ed and coming back then eh?

David Tesler: Please don't f*cking test me, OK?

[Please don't take note of my pathetic groveling. Oh, and to Skinner... PUHLEASE LET me back into DUmmieland. I have no life outside of DUmmieland...and Bukowski's.]

[And now my favorite comment posted on Pitt's Facebook page mainly because it was posted by MEEEEEE!!!]

Thanx for the many laughs over the years, Will. You have provided comedy gold for the DUmmie FUnnies...including this thread which is being DUFUed.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummieland; dummies; pitt; skinner; tombstoned; williamriverspitt; willpitt
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To: PJ-Comix
Will the two come to blows?

I'm sure there's a benburch joke here...

I threatened to beat the **** out of a woman without realizing who I was talking to. Not my finest moment.

... or not. Then again, this is the internet, where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are FBI agents.

I agree with Pitt that it isn't his finest moment, not the least of which reason is that a typical woman would probably be able to kick his "bouncer" a**.

121 posted on 05/11/2010 4:50:18 AM PDT by kevkrom (De-fund Obamacare in 2011, repeal in 2013!)
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To: PJ-Comix

They will take him back in 24 business hours.


122 posted on 05/11/2010 4:50:31 AM PDT by tiredoflaundry (I will not be silenced. I WILL REMEMBER IN NOVEMBER)
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To: Charles Henrickson; franksolich

[So you’ll be kissing Skinner’s arse, and get yourself unpizza’ed and coming back then eh?]

I read that and thought it was franksolich stealth-posting...


123 posted on 05/11/2010 4:56:08 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (We were hoping for flying unicorns that crapped skittles. We got nationalized health care.)
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To: cripplecreek; WilliamPitt; PJ-Comix; franksolich
Wonder if he’s tried signing up here a FR yet.

He already did, a long time ago, back in 2001:

WARNING TO FREE REPUBLIC

Lies Can Kill

Both articles have been deleted, and WilliamPitt's FR account has been banned or suspended.

124 posted on 05/11/2010 5:13:29 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Willie, we hardly knew ye.)
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To: OCCASparky
Let this be a reminder to you that when taking new medications, do not drink alcohol, operate heavy machinery, or post on the Internet until you know how it will affect you, and other drugs may increase the effect...

PUI: Posting Under the Influence.

125 posted on 05/11/2010 5:13:41 AM PDT by PJ-Comix ( Redundancy Can Be Quite Catchy As Well As Contagious)
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To: cripplecreek
Its the end of an era.

The Day When Everything Finally Changed.

126 posted on 05/11/2010 5:14:48 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Willie, we hardly knew ye.)
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To: xp38
The bouncer has been bounced

Perfect.

127 posted on 05/11/2010 5:15:40 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Willie, we hardly knew ye.)
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To: ApeStyle

Good thing Pitt’s FB posts were saved for posterity in the DUmmie FUnnies and at the Conservative Cave. Apparently Pitt now greatly embarrassed that his epic battle was with a “homeless” woman.


128 posted on 05/11/2010 5:15:54 AM PDT by PJ-Comix ( Redundancy Can Be Quite Catchy As Well As Contagious)
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To: PJ-Comix

In just 24 hours.........

....what a glorious end to an illustrious journalistic carrer!


129 posted on 05/11/2010 5:17:08 AM PDT by FourtySeven (47)
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To: Charles Henrickson
The Day When Everything Finally Changed.

Bye bye Mis-American piehole.

Pitt drove his chevy to the levee one too many times.
130 posted on 05/11/2010 5:26:35 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: FourtySeven

Pitt loses his “power base.” And when your power base is an asylum you know you have trouble.


131 posted on 05/11/2010 5:35:30 AM PDT by PJ-Comix ( Redundancy Can Be Quite Catchy As Well As Contagious)
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To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson; GeronL

Wait a second here, pitt threatened bobolink and claims he didn’t know bobolink is a woman??? How in the world did he not know that? Isn’t bobolink the homeless woman who tells EVERYONE in just about every thread that she’s a homeless woman? Or do I have the wrong DUmmie?


132 posted on 05/11/2010 5:42:49 AM PDT by Holen1
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To: Holen1
Wait a second here, pitt threatened bobolink and claims he didn’t know bobolink is a woman??? How in the world did he not know that? Isn’t bobolink the homeless woman who tells EVERYONE in just about every thread that she’s a homeless woman?

You forgot to factor in the drunken rage aspect. It's amazing that Pitt can even operate a keyboard, let alone discern the identity of whom he's pouting off to.

133 posted on 05/11/2010 5:47:28 AM PDT by kevkrom (De-fund Obamacare in 2011, repeal in 2013!)
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To: kevkrom

I guess. Drunk and the fact he had to defend his Mom. The way bobolink complains about this country, I can see how she might dislike the pitt family for their wealth.


134 posted on 05/11/2010 5:52:07 AM PDT by Holen1
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To: PJ-Comix
**** or *******

**** or *******

**** or *******

**** or *******

**** or *******

LOL..... Feel the love at DU!!

135 posted on 05/11/2010 6:05:11 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Remember in November. Clean the house on Nov. 2. / Progressive is a PC word for liberal democrat.)
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To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson; Cletus.D.Yokel; franksolich

Never fear. The garbage Pitt will return in so many business hours. Skinner can’t afford to tombstone his leading political analyst (cough) permanently. And the garbage Pitt can’t live without the erstwhile support he gets from them.

I can view the garbage Pitt’s Facebook page but, since I canceled my Facebook account last week, I can’t post anything. Otherwise I would.

Reading the above before hitting [Post], it’s come to me that the garbage Pitt and what we know as the DUmp really do need each other. And their relationship is reflected in those two descriptive terms...


136 posted on 05/11/2010 7:00:26 AM PDT by bcsco (Obama: Hokus Pokus POTUS)
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To: bcsco

I can now access Pitt’s FB page. I guess he didn’t “unfriend” me after all.


137 posted on 05/11/2010 7:24:43 AM PDT by PJ-Comix ( Redundancy Can Be Quite Catchy As Well As Contagious)
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To: PJ-Comix

Well, I can access the page, and I’m no longer a member. I’m not sure how ‘unfriending’ someone works; whether that means you can’t access the page, or it it merely means you no longer ‘follow’ the person.

I gave up on it because I found it a waste of time. Too many new ‘dos’ being talked about, silly posts about cows at ‘Farmville’, just ridiculous. I signed up to keep track of people I’ve known for years, and found very little in the way of reasonable conversation. So, I pulled the plug.

Same thing with Twitter. I haven’t used Twitter since a week or so after signing up last Fall. I dropped that last week as well. I guess I’m just not a ‘chatter’ kinda guy...


138 posted on 05/11/2010 7:34:05 AM PDT by bcsco (Obama: Hokus Pokus POTUS)
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To: PJ-Comix

Oedipus complex??


139 posted on 05/11/2010 7:34:42 AM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Wow. What is Pitt going to do without his little ring of DUmmy groupies? Where does he go to get his ego boosted now?


140 posted on 05/11/2010 7:58:57 AM PDT by Rainbow Rising (I'm suffering from Obama Fatigue Syndrome. Does Obamacare cover that?)
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