Posted on 05/10/2010 8:27:08 AM PDT by jenk
Originally from Yahoo News, but I changed it a little bit. This is satire.
WASHINGTON – Obama has started making calls to Senate leaders to inform them of his choice, while his White House thugs are launching a broad campaign-style sales pitch to Capitol Hill and the media. That effort is designed to distort the national image of Kagan, an unknown figure to much of America. The selection of Kagan came after nearly a monthlong process of riling hispanics and ignoring disasters and Muslim-extremist bomb threats. Obama always had Kagan on his short list but still considered a broader group of candidates, interviewing four. The president informed Kagan that she would a Supreme Court nominee on Sunday night. He then called the three federal judges he did not choose for the position, Diane Wood, Merrick Garland and Sidney Thomas. Never a judge, Kagan is known as a bit slow but politically connected to the Chicago machine and has enjoyed an anti-American legal career. She was the first female dean of Harvard Law School, first woman to serve as the top Supreme Court lawyer for any administration, and now first in Obama’s mind to succeed legendary liberal Justice John Paul Stevens. On Monday morning, shortly before 8 a.m., Kagan rolled from her Washington, D.C., apartment, to see her shadow, a sign her handlers say means the regime will last another six weeks.
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Ping?
butch is a bitch? who knew.
Her physical appearance (possible obesity) seems to indicate she has a higher than average probability of dying young. Also, her yellow teeth might be a clue that she is a smoker, possibly shortening her life.
Requirements for women candidates for the SC. Leftist liberal, fugly, short and somewhat fuzzy sexual orientation.
Buzzy Ruth and Wise Latina have some new competition!
Isn’t Amerika ‘jus wunerful’.....
“Also, her yellow teeth might be a clue that she is a smoker, possibly shortening her life.”
She went to school in the UK...and she looks like Mike Myers...maybe the yellow teeth are some sort of remnant from her associations?
She needs a good Borking.
LOL
She was also the first woamn to say “fill it up with no lead” at the gas station.
Boy. Am I impressed.
“Not a He”
Is that subject open for debate?
I want to see the COLB!
If I didn’t value my eyesight so much, I’d demand a full frontal nude picture. Yikes, I think I just had a small eye-stroke just thinking about it.
If it were not such an insult to the actor on the right, I’d ask ‘separated at birth’?
“Is she related to Chaz Bono?”
They may have once been joined at the hip...so to speak.
Hey....I LOVE the Dougboat!!
Ping!
That’s a man. Stop teasing, jenk. LOL!
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