Her physical appearance (possible obesity) seems to indicate she has a higher than average probability of dying young. Also, her yellow teeth might be a clue that she is a smoker, possibly shortening her life.
“Also, her yellow teeth might be a clue that she is a smoker, possibly shortening her life.”
She went to school in the UK...and she looks like Mike Myers...maybe the yellow teeth are some sort of remnant from her associations?
She needs a good Borking.