Posted on 05/04/2010 8:55:15 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson
That person who tried to blow up Times Square with an SUV bomb? It MUST have been a Teabagger! The DUmmies are SURE of it! Only a white, Christian, heterosexual, SUV-driving, anti-Obama racist could be responsible for such a reprehensible terrorist act--although AmeriKKKa does deserve it, of course. See the DUmmie paranoia and prejudice unfold here in this THREAD, "PREDICTION: They'll arrest somebody for the Times Square Event within 48 hours."
So let us all hop in our gas-guzzling SUVs and head on over to DUmmieland. The DUmmie comments are in--what will turn out to be--Red-faced Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, a white Christian heterosexual with an alibi, is in the [brackets]:
PREDICTION: They'll arrest somebody for the Times Square Event within 48 hours
[It's Karl Rove, and he's already been arrested. Just give it 48 business hours.]
He had Connecticut plates on the SUV that were registered to another vehicle.
[Hmmm. . . . The Bush Family Evil Empire has roots in Connecticut. . . .]
Once they check the VIN, they'll know whose car it is.
[VIN SCULLY?!? Who knew?]
it's obvious the perpetrator left a trail of bread crumbs that will lead right to him.
[Or a trail of TEA LEAVES!]
There will be a VIN. VINs are located in numerous places. . . .
[Let's see . . . Vin Scully . . . Vin Di Bona . . . My Cousin Vinnie . . . Vin Diesel--VIN DIESEL! That's it! "Diesel"/SUV, blows up things--We've got our man! . . . No, wait, Vin Diesel is part African-American, isn't he? That would rule him out. Not white enough.]
This is definitely the work of a conservative.
[The SUV is a dead giveaway.]
When I purchase a big item I stamp my ss number on it in various places, one that will be seen pretty easily then the others requiring a partial tear down. Just in case I want identify it later. I know a person who had his tools stolen and he found a couple of them but because he couldn't tell the investigators enough to make a positive identification he lost them anyway. I try my best to not let that happen, it had a scratch here or it had a bump there won't get it. Well I took the switch out and filed that little diddly thingy there that was bugging me works every time though or I replaced one of the brake lite bulbs or a switch and or had broken some little piece or what ever works though. If you use a stamp to put a number or letter in a piece of metal no matter if its ground off it can still be seen using the right techniques. Not sure about welding over it but that would raise questions because you can identify that as the place I put my name or a number.
[Do you bore people professionally, or is this just a hobby?]
Here is a partial list of the places you can find them on the Pathfinder
Nissan Axxess, Van
Pickup, Pathfinder
280Z, ZX
All others excl. above Left side of dash (thru windshield)
Front left floor panel
Left side of dash (thru windshield)
Right inner fender
Left side of dash (thru windshield)
Right strut housing
Left side of dash (thru windshield)
Firewall 10th
[Call the FBI. I'm sure your information will help them crack the case.]
They also found fingerprints.
[Well, that narrows it down to people with fingers.]
I'm betting it's a veteran. . . .
[May we question your patriotism now?]
I think it's about 75% likely this was a right wing militia member.
[25% chance it's a right-wing militia groupie.]
87% of statistics are made up on the spot.
[Hee! Hee!]
I predict it will be Mel Gibson.
[I'll go with Mel Tillis, and a sudden stuttering attack made him mess up the explosion.]
Wonder if it will end up being a right-wing terrorism incident?
[Redundant.]
I would say that your average right-winger fits the profile to a "Tea".
[Profiles in Beverage.]
A false-flag event designed to Arizona'ize NYC?
[Jesse Ventura checks in.]
I think Halliburton has a finger in this pie.
[Hey, you may be on to something! An SUV uses more gas, hence more oil. . . . Anybody know the whereabouts of Dick Cheney on the night in question?]
It knocked the environmental disaster off the headlines and they played a huge part in it. Also, they would WANT to make it look like an amateur.
[Those devious b*st*rds!]
CT plates?
[Lieberman! Of course! A Neo-con Zionist plot!]
amateur = domestic? Shoe bomber? underpants bomber? not seeing the logic in that conclusion.
[Your Kewpie Doll is on the way, DUmmie rucky, for this Brief Moment of Mental Clarity™!]
My Guess:
Right Wing
White Male
American
Flag Waving Patriot
TEABAGGER
McVeigh / Ruby Ridge / Waco fanatic
2nd Ammendment Gun Nut
Fundamentalist Evangelical Christian
and most importantly:
Anti-Immigration Zealot.
[Oh, come on, go out on a limb here! Those things are GIVENS!]
All I hope is that they have ties to the teabaggers
[Please, please, PUH-LEEZE, let it be a teabagger! Oh, Gaia, please hear me!]
I highly doubt that.
[Huh? Wha-aa??]
Of course you do because you saw the news that a Pakistani man had been arrested over 5 hours ago, like everyone else who has watched the news over the last few hours.
[Oopsie! Never mind.]
1) a false flag operation by CIA/Hallibuton/BFEE(Bush Family Evil Empire)/Tea Partyers/etc. ad nauseam.
2) some dupe maneuvered into into doing their dirty work by CIA/Hallibuton/BFEE(Bush Family Evil Empire)/Tea Partyers/etc. ad nauseam.
Brainless idiots tend to remain brainless idiots until they assume room temperature. Then their IQ goes up abruptly.
Well, I’d think there are probably more than 1% LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS there than 1%, so my initial number may be too high.
Good find. Might do an NB story on this topic.
You can continue to stick you homely heads in the sand when it comes to Muslim terrorism as you've done through WTC 1, Somalia, the African Embassy bombings, Khobar Towers, the USS Cole, 9/11, the Indonesian bombings, the shoe bomber, the fruit of the boom bomber, and now Times Square. The people you fear ie the Tea Party are not the ones you should be afraid of, open your beady little eyes and see who the real enemy to you is.
I will continue to post over there with you idiots trying to inject some common sense in your off the wall nonsensical posts and I'll come out of the closet after your guys are swept out of office during the mid-terms, after I read you meltdowns of course.
Sincerely, A sane American who can't read and post at the DU as much as I did because I find the dumbing down effect take hold for s short time.
Someone should send one to Bloomberg, and a few more to that MSNBC anchor. I’d like to see them eat it in public as well.
heh heh... Good catch. ;)
Thank GeronL, PJ, who gave the heads-up on this one. Eminently DUFUable.
Thank you for the ping. I wish I could laugh more about this, though. These people make me sick. They are so wrapped in their delusions that they will most likely NEVER be able to critically analyze anything for the TRUTH. They allowed themselves to believe anything and everything that was negative about their fellow Americans, and can see NOTHING when it comes to their enemies whom they consider as friends. It’s no wonder they want government hand-outs... I can’t imagine half of these people holding a real job where one had to be accountable for their actions... Plus, the hypocrisy is astounding!
Sorry... I know it’s supposed to be a humorous thread — it’s just that these people are all USEFUL IDIOTS, but given their admiration for Lenin they probably don’t mind.
I posted a link to this DUFU at NB...just moments before NB went down again. Hope NB is up and running soon.
I posted a link to this DUFU at NB...just moments before NB went down again. Hope NB is up and running soon.
This is a shock to me. I read DUFU all the time, and I've never seen you two photographed together. I thought you were just one person, like Clark Kent or Bruce Wayne....
Good grief! What in the world is this person talking about? I was able to get through the guy losing his tools, but that was it. Wow, what a bunch of unintelligible poop.
Now you have:
Is there a thread up yet in Dummie Land where they’re claiming that this was just the work of Teabaggers who have framed this poor immigrant?
Clue: I am *not* the one whose picture sometimes shows up as a little red X.
But click "Refresh" or right-click "Show Picture," and you may catch a glimpse of the Elusive One.
Oh noes! That boy has kidnapped PJ!
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