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Posted on 02/10/2010 10:46:06 AM PST by TheVitaminPress
Washington- White House Press Secretary Barry Gibbs advised the Washington Press Corps, this morning, that the Teleprompter was recovering nicely and would be resuming its role as President of the United States by early tomorrow. There had been much concern over the health and mental status of the Teleprompter over the last few months as many -that is to say many in the alternative press- had began to notice that the Teleprompter was directing Official Teleprompter Spokesperson (OTS) Buraq Obama to mispronounce words such as orion (oar-ee-on), corps man (corpse man) and most recently highly offend a delegation of dignitaries from Phuket, Thailand. Shortly after the last fiasco George Soros made the decision that the Teleprompter be taken off-line so that the problem could be fully diagnosed and addressed.
After hours of diagnostic tests yesterday it was determined by lead surgeon -Dr. Baltimore, M.D.- that the issue did not lie with the Teleprompter at all but was rather due to OTS Obama’s limited talent with English – which is immediately understandable as it is the man’s second language.
To remedy this situation it was further decided, again by Soros, to upgrade the Teleprompter with a pronunciation guide and and subject Obama to a lengthy session of remedial education, similar to the one he was put through to teach him that there are not 57 states, George W. Bush did not serve three terms, the Presidential Inauguration is in January and not November, breathalyzers are not prescribed to treat asthma, it is improper etiquette to walk through windows or catch the White House on fire, there is no Mexican Holiday known as Cinco de Quatro, German -not Austrian- is the official language of Austria, the official oath of office (as transcribed from the U.S. Constitution), that even though dead people might vote for him he does not see them at Memorial Day Services, that Henry Ford did not invent the automobile, his father did not own a time machine and that he should not show fealty to foreign powers by bowing to their overlords.
Gibbs also informed those in attendance at the press conference that until the Teleprompter could again assume its duties and responsibilities the country was in good hands . . . Joe Biden’s.
I have a better idea. Why doesn’t the White House hire Milli Vanilli to coach nobama to lip sync. That way everything could just be recorded ahead of time. All nobama would have to do is his best “Howdy Doody” imitation.
You might get a kick out of this.
Haha, wish I’d thought of that.
LOL! Paging Robert Gibbs, paging Robert Gibbs.
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Not the teleprompter’s fault?
Gee. I thought for sure it was all wee-wee’d up.
No. What he needs is an ear bud and William Shatner speaking the "language of the deal" like he does in a commercial. That would be funny. I wonder how much of a moonbat Shatner is and if he would be willing to do a spoof of Obama.
Nothing’s going to save the corpse-man.
Obama should read and heed the words on Palin’s palm, rather than the words on his teleprompter.
If Obama would cut taxes and lower energy costs (drill here, drill now), he would solve a number of national problems.
More people could afford to buy their own health insurance and could afford to pay their own mortgage.
More businesses could afford to hire employees.
“Gun. Right foot ... left foot.”
His agenda is not to build America up but tear it down. He’s on schedule.
It’s not his fault . . . he inherited this teleprompter.
It’s funny hearing all the apologists explaining away his mispronunciation of that word. My favorite is the argument that “its just not a word that most Americans are familiar with”. I’ve been chuckling about that all day.
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The new telepromter will be in Ebonics
Phuket, Thailand?
So you’re saying, he, like, pronounced it THIGH-land?
ROFLMAO, that is exactly how he pronounced it. Apparently he was thinking of Michelle at the time.
Do you remember when Taco Bell used to have phonetic guides next to the menu items?
For people who couldn’t figure out TACO?
And how’d he do with Phuket?
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