Please post yours!
1 posted on
02/09/2010 7:27:48 AM PST by
gura
To: gura
Has MO been officially appointed to a position?
I suggest that she be named the official Fat Czar in 0's administration.
2 posted on
02/09/2010 7:30:32 AM PST by
skimbell
To: gura
Don’t let the girls call “room service” for midnight snacks at the White House. From what I hear, life in the White House is something like being in a hotel, with room service always available.
To: gura
I don’t take advise from a fat woman about dieting.
4 posted on
02/09/2010 7:31:26 AM PST by
svcw
(If you are going to quote the Bible know what you are quoting.)
To: gura
Wrestle with your babysitter-Auntie Nancy(Pelosi)
5 posted on
02/09/2010 7:32:17 AM PST by
Dr. Ursus
To: gura
Buy clothing that is three sizes too small for your kids, that will take off 30 lbs.....
6 posted on
02/09/2010 7:35:57 AM PST by
libertarian27
(Land of the FEE, home of the SHAMED)
To: gura
Chew your arugala slowly.
7 posted on
02/09/2010 7:36:02 AM PST by
paulycy
(Demand Constitutionality. (Hi Mom.))
To: gura
GIRL FRIEND! What is wrong with you!?
8 posted on
02/09/2010 7:38:51 AM PST by
Lockbar
(March toward the sound of the guns.)
To: gura
Boob belts for all?
9 posted on
02/09/2010 7:46:49 AM PST by
Vasilli22
To: gura
10 posted on
02/09/2010 7:48:07 AM PST by
KeyLargo
To: gura
Encourage them to run laps inside their private planes as they jet off to another exotic vacation spot.
11 posted on
02/09/2010 7:54:43 AM PST by
azishot
(J.D. Hayworth...U.S. Senator FOR Arizona)
To: gura
1- Instead of simply lighting a match, have your kids rub 2 sticks together to burn the American flag.
2- Purchasing a larger size “Che” shirt will make them feel skinnier.
3- Get pregnant. On the 8th month abort for an instant 20 lb weight loss.
12 posted on
02/09/2010 7:59:18 AM PST by
albie
To: gura
the woman just doesnt know how to dress
To: gura
Tips to Michelle & Barack Obama...SHUT UP AND GO AWAY!
15 posted on
02/09/2010 8:10:51 AM PST by
kcvl
To: gura
Maybe that’s just the way her kids are. Maybe look-a-likes?
16 posted on
02/09/2010 8:13:45 AM PST by
InvisibleChurch
(happily replying to threads without reading the articles since 2002)
To: gura
Have Oprah to the WH for an Electric Slide party!
To: gura
love it..may I use this list and put it on other boards?
20 posted on
02/09/2010 8:32:11 AM PST by
kati2fl
To: gura
Left one out: Announce on national television that your daughters are fat. Little girls like hearing that.
22 posted on
02/09/2010 10:12:29 AM PST by
Pollster1
(Natural born citizen of the USA, with the birth certificate to prove it)
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