Michelle Obama's Tips From The White House for Battling Childhood Obesity
1)Have your personal chef limit your child's consumption of fatty foods like Foie Gras and Wagyu Beef.
2)Have your kids run, not walk, to the helicopter.
3)Keep an eye on your kids to make sure they're not sneaking hors d'oeuvres during your weekly cocktail parties.
4)Just because your kids take a SUV to school everyday doesn't mean they have to be dropped off at the door - have your personal security clear out a one block walking distance and drop them off there.
5)A good swingset costs $4,000, but that should be easily within the reach of any government employee in 2010.
6)Have your kids help you plant healthy vegetables like hop asparagus, arugula, and truffles in your garden.
7) Choco Tacos? Only on Super Bowl Sunday.