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Nude Pose May Yet Block Brown from Taking Senate Seat
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 23 January 2010 | John Semmens

Posted on 01/23/2010 3:53:08 PM PST by John Semmens

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev) is reportedly “very uncomfortable” with the idea of newly elected Senator Scott Brown (R-Mass) “sitting amongst us in the Senate.” The reason: in 1982, Brown posed nude for Cosmo magazine.

“The people expect that Senators will exhibit only the highest levels of decorum and integrity,” Reid said. “I’m not sure that Scott Brown lives up to this expectation.”

Reid pointed out that “each chamber of Congress is responsible for deciding whether a person shall be accepted into the body. So, we could vote not to seat Brown if we feel that doing so would diminish the respect voters have for all of us.”

The Majority leader brushed aside criticisms that Congress has accepted tax cheats among its ranks and as appointees to the Executive Branch. “Everybody cheats on their taxes,” Reid argued. “Why should we single out those who get caught and exclude them from government?”

Reid also rejected the late Senator Ted Kennedy’s questionable behavior in the death of Mary Jo Kopechne being used as a standard of reference for how low the body might stoop regarding the quality of its membership, calling such comparisons “unfair and unkind considering the illustrious legislative record Senator Kennedy compiled in the years following that unfortunate tragedy.”

In related news, MSNBC pundit Keith Olbermann urged that the special election vote for Brown be overturned due to its implicitly racist overtones. “Here we have America’s first African-American President politely asking Massachusetts voters to send Martha Coakley to the Senate to help him pass healthcare,” Olbermann said. “But exit polls showed that the majority of Massachusetts’ white voters dissed the President’s request. We can’t let white voters in one state impede the policies of a black man elected by a majority of the voters in America.”

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: decorum; racism; satire; senate; wasteoftime
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To: John Semmens

Batting 1000....


21 posted on 01/23/2010 4:03:46 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim (Live jubtabulously!)
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To: John Semmens
“Everybody cheats on their taxes,” Reid argued. “Why should we single out those who get caught and exclude them from government?”
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Does that mean **YOU** cheat on your taxes, Mr. Reid?

By the way, I have **never** cheated on my taxes and I stand among the millions and millions of ordinary Americans who do not.

22 posted on 01/23/2010 4:03:57 PM PST by wintertime (Good ideas win! Why? Because people are not stupid!)
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To: John Semmens

LOL! After all the crap Ted Kennedy did? LOL!


23 posted on 01/23/2010 4:04:08 PM PST by NeoConfederate
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To: John Semmens

The demonrats have really lost it.


24 posted on 01/23/2010 4:04:20 PM PST by mom-7
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To: scoobysnak71
"So, we could vote not to seat Brown if we feel that doing so would diminish the respect voters have for all of us . . ."

Harry, your very presence in the Senate has already done that!

25 posted on 01/23/2010 4:04:55 PM PST by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: John Semmens
Had me going for about 10 seconds.
26 posted on 01/23/2010 4:06:31 PM PST by mad_as_he$$ (usff.com)
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To: CodeToad

Especially when you realize that a disbarred Federal Judge is welcomed to their ‘community’ with open arms....


27 posted on 01/23/2010 4:06:31 PM PST by xrmusn ((6/98 )VOTE THE INCUMBENTS OUT)
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To: Talisker

The minute I read this I thought of that picture of Franken in the diapers and knew it was BS.

Besides ,any Senate that would allow a drunken murderer to not only sit in the Senate , but praise him when he croaks doesn’t have a lot of decorum in my book.


28 posted on 01/23/2010 4:08:34 PM PST by Venturer
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To: Talisker

Thank you. If you hadn’t posted that, I would have. :)


29 posted on 01/23/2010 4:11:21 PM PST by SeattleBruce (God, Family, Church, Country - Keep on Tea Partiers - party like it's 1773 & pray 2 Chronicles 7:14!)
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To: John Semmens
Rick Roll'd.

(Shaking head).

You are a *marvel*.

30 posted on 01/23/2010 4:14:00 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: scoobysnak71
And, if you want to see ME naked, well, its, like, this big...

But enough about his hemorrhoid...

Cheers!

31 posted on 01/23/2010 4:15:56 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: grey_whiskers

“But enough about his hemorrhoid...”

He IS a hemmorrhoid...a hemorrhoid scheduled for removal from the rear end of Congress.


32 posted on 01/23/2010 4:19:49 PM PST by The Antiyuppie ("When small men cast long shadows, then it is very late in the day.")
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To: John Semmens

Excellent, thanks for the laugh!


33 posted on 01/23/2010 4:21:43 PM PST by Ditter
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To: grey_whiskers
>"Cheers!"

And cheers to you, my "Brother From Another Mother".


34 posted on 01/23/2010 4:22:23 PM PST by scoobysnak71 (I'm light skinned with no negro dialect. Could you milk me?)
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To: John Semmens

Noticed the piece on Chavez and the “cavitron.” Didn’t spot any satire. Too whacked-out to mock, eh?


35 posted on 01/23/2010 4:25:23 PM PST by piytar (Ammo is hard to find! Bought some lately? Please share where at www.ammo-finder.com)
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To: John Semmens
In related news, MSNBC pundit Keith Olbermann urged that the special election vote for Brown be overturned due to its implicitly racist overtones. “Here we have America’s first African-American President politely asking Massachusetts voters to send Martha Coakley to the Senate to help him pass healthcare,” Olbermann said. “But exit polls showed that the majority of Massachusetts’ white voters dissed the President’s request. We can’t let white voters in one state impede the policies of a black man elected by a majority of the voters in America.”

That quote is just waaaay too possible. :)

36 posted on 01/23/2010 4:26:26 PM PST by Mr. Jeeves ( "The right to offend is far more important than any right not to be offended." - Rowan Atkinson)
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To: John Semmens
Reid also rejected the late Senator Ted Kennedy’s questionable behavior in the death of Mary Jo Kopechne being used as a standard of reference for how low the body might stoop regarding the quality of its membership, calling such comparisons “unfair and unkind considering the illustrious legislative record Senator Kennedy compiled in the years following that unfortunate tragedy.”

Using that same reasoning, it is unkind and unfair to condemn Phil Spector for the "unfortunate tragedy" that befell Lana Clarkson, considering his illustrious record as a musician and record producer.

37 posted on 01/23/2010 4:28:45 PM PST by Fiji Hill
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To: John Semmens

And Stuart Smalley isn’t an embarrassment???


38 posted on 01/23/2010 4:29:48 PM PST by Ouderkirk (Democrats: the party of Slavery, Segregation, Sodomy and Sedition)
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To: Ouderkirk

“The people expect that Senators will exhibit only the highest levels of decorum and integrity,” Two words:
Al FRANKEN!


39 posted on 01/23/2010 4:31:53 PM PST by coop223
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To: John Semmens

Like posing at the age of 22 has some effect upon Brown now .. how stupidly ignorant .. but that suits Reid perfectly.

Are the dems trying to start a revolution ..?? Are they willing to push us to the boiling point ..??

I’m beginning to wonder if that’s what they’re up to. And .. we know what the end result would be - martial law - and the suspension of ELECTIONS. Is that the goal ..??

So .. what’s it going to be .. LIBERTY or TYRANNY ..??


40 posted on 01/23/2010 4:36:43 PM PST by CyberAnt (Healthcare is not a RIGHT guaranteed by the Constitution)
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