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POLICE: Bar masturbator caught Vaseline-handed
Blog.SEATTLEPI.com ^
| January 12, 2010 5:12 p.m.
| Posted by Levi Pulkkinen
Posted on 01/23/2010 2:02:35 AM PST by Cindy
SNIPPET: "On Jan. 3, King County prosecutors claim in charging documents, Basim Salim Abdul-Rahim was seated in the bar of the 13 Coins restaurant..."
SNIPPET: "Abdul-Rahim, also known as James Thomas Triblett, was jailed but has since been released after posting bond."
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TOPICS: Local News; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 13coins; abdulrahim; bar; kingcounty; seatac; seattle; sexualfrustration; triblett; vaseline; washington
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posted on
01/23/2010 2:02:37 AM PST
by
Cindy
To: All
http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/dailyweekly/2010/01/man_masturbating_at_bar_leaves.php
“Man Masturbating at Bar Leaves Behind Vaseline as Evidence”
By Caleb Hannan in Crime & Punishment
Wednesday, Jan. 13 2010 @ 10:01AM
SNIPPET: “Abdul-Rahim was able to escape before they showed. But in his haste he left behind damning evidence: a jar of Vaseline.
Then, two days later, our well lubricated friend showed up again to the same bar. This time, the cops got to him before he had a chance to flee.”
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posted on
01/23/2010 2:05:55 AM PST
by
Cindy
To: Cindy
I guess there really is always time for lube.
To: Cindy
Crossing off 13 Coins from my “restaurants to visit” list.
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posted on
01/23/2010 2:16:43 AM PST
by
hoagy62
(Obama: slowly sucking the positive attitude out of the US since 11-4-08)
To: Cindy
Why am I not surprised the pervert is a member of The Religion of Peace. No doubt he's the exception, not the rule.
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posted on
01/23/2010 2:25:10 AM PST
by
Realman30
To: Cindy
Police and bar management described him as a...Slippery customer.
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posted on
01/23/2010 2:29:39 AM PST
by
BigCinBigD
(")
To: Cindy
It all worked out in the end...
To: Cindy
Here’s the list of states where behavior induced by bong water will be the least surprising.
1. Alaska
2. California
3. Colorado
4. Hawaii
5. Maine
6. Michigan
7. Montana
8. Nevada
9. New Mexico
10. New Jersey
11. Oregon
12. Rhode Island
13. Vermont
14. Washington
8
posted on
01/23/2010 3:28:40 AM PST
by
familyop
(cbt. engr. (cbt), NG, '89-' 96, Duncan Hunter or no-vote.)
To: BigCinBigD
hey, he’s better than most politicians and journalists.....
at least he’s not doing “IT” to all of US.........
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posted on
01/23/2010 3:31:18 AM PST
by
Enchante
(Mr. Brown Goes to Washington...... kick a@@, take names, and scorch all the bastards, please!)
To: Cindy; Lazamataz; Perdogg; Impy; Clemenza; Clintonfatigued; GOPsterinMA
How does one masturbate a bar ? How do you know when it’s achieved climax ?
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posted on
01/23/2010 4:13:22 AM PST
by
fieldmarshaldj
(~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
To: Cindy
Not at the bar, Abdul-Rahim.
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posted on
01/23/2010 4:24:45 AM PST
by
Dahoser
(Separation of church and state? No, we need separation of media and state.)
To: fieldmarshaldj
>> How does one masturbate a bar ?
First, grasshopper, you must be one with the bar.
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posted on
01/23/2010 5:38:36 AM PST
by
Nervous Tick
(Eat more spinach! Make Green Jobs for America!)
To: fieldmarshaldj
I’m guessing your on marriage number six now.
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posted on
01/23/2010 5:39:21 AM PST
by
Waverunner
( "Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so too." Voltaire)
To: Enchante
>> at least hes not doing IT to all of US.........
Yeah, plus, HE uses vaseline... THEY don’t.
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posted on
01/23/2010 5:39:35 AM PST
by
Nervous Tick
(Eat more spinach! Make Green Jobs for America!)
To: Nervous Tick
You mean, wax on, wax off ?
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posted on
01/23/2010 5:45:29 AM PST
by
fieldmarshaldj
(~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
To: fieldmarshaldj
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posted on
01/23/2010 5:56:18 AM PST
by
Nervous Tick
(Eat more spinach! Make Green Jobs for America!)
To: Cindy
I hear he told the cops he “only rubbed it till it quit feeling good...”
To: fieldmarshaldj
How does one masturbate a bar ?As a female EMT Instructor once told me," There's nothing like stroking a piece of wood and watching come alive". She was referring to wood finishing products.
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posted on
01/23/2010 6:19:55 AM PST
by
Sarajevo
(You're jealous because the voices only talk to me.)
To: fieldmarshaldj
Check for a foamy head perhaps?
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posted on
01/23/2010 8:05:23 AM PST
by
GOPsterinMA
(Happy Anniversary Barack! Love, Massachusetts)
To: familyop
Hey, You left my state, MA off the list!!
There IS hope for us!!!
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posted on
01/23/2010 11:38:08 AM PST
by
mowowie
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