[Cindy]

http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/dailyweekly/2010/01/man_masturbating_at_bar_leaves.php

“Man Masturbating at Bar Leaves Behind Vaseline as Evidence”

By Caleb Hannan in Crime & Punishment
Wednesday, Jan. 13 2010 @ 10:01AM

SNIPPET: “Abdul-Rahim was able to escape before they showed. But in his haste he left behind damning evidence: a jar of Vaseline.

Then, two days later, our well lubricated friend showed up again to the same bar. This time, the cops got to him before he had a chance to flee.”

[world weary]

I guess there really is always time for lube.

[DainBramage]

It all worked out in the end...