POLICE: Bar masturbator caught Vaseline-handed

Blog.SEATTLEPI.com ^ | January 12, 2010 5:12 p.m. | Posted by Levi Pulkkinen

[Cindy]

SNIPPET: "On Jan. 3, King County prosecutors claim in charging documents, Basim Salim Abdul-Rahim was seated in the bar of the 13 Coins restaurant..."

SNIPPET: "Abdul-Rahim, also known as James Thomas Triblett, was jailed but has since been released after posting bond."

[Cindy]

http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/dailyweekly/2010/01/man_masturbating_at_bar_leaves.php

“Man Masturbating at Bar Leaves Behind Vaseline as Evidence”

By Caleb Hannan in Crime & Punishment
Wednesday, Jan. 13 2010 @ 10:01AM

SNIPPET: “Abdul-Rahim was able to escape before they showed. But in his haste he left behind damning evidence: a jar of Vaseline.

Then, two days later, our well lubricated friend showed up again to the same bar. This time, the cops got to him before he had a chance to flee.”

[world weary]

I guess there really is always time for lube.

[hoagy62]

Crossing off 13 Coins from my “restaurants to visit” list.

[Realman30]

Why am I not surprised the pervert is a member of The Religion of Peace. No doubt he's the exception, not the rule.

[BigCinBigD]

Police and bar management described him as a...Slippery customer.

[DainBramage]

It all worked out in the end...

[familyop]

Here’s the list of states where behavior induced by bong water will be the least surprising.

1. Alaska

2. California

3. Colorado

4. Hawaii

5. Maine

6. Michigan

7. Montana

8. Nevada

9. New Mexico

10. New Jersey

11. Oregon

12. Rhode Island

13. Vermont

14. Washington

[Enchante]

hey, he’s better than most politicians and journalists.....

at least he’s not doing “IT” to all of US.........

[fieldmarshaldj]

How does one masturbate a bar ? How do you know when it’s achieved climax ?

[Dahoser]

Not at the bar, Abdul-Rahim.

[Nervous Tick]

>> How does one masturbate a bar ?

First, grasshopper, you must be one with the bar.

[Waverunner]

I’m guessing your on marriage number six now.

[Nervous Tick]

>> at least he’s not doing “IT” to all of US.........

Yeah, plus, HE uses vaseline... THEY don’t.

[fieldmarshaldj]

You mean, wax on, wax off ?

[Nervous Tick]

You mean, wax on, wax off ?

Seek the wisdom from Jackson Browne, grasshopper.

[Bean Counter]

I hear he told the cops he “only rubbed it till it quit feeling good...”

[Sarajevo]

How does one masturbate a bar ?

As a female EMT Instructor once told me," There's nothing like stroking a piece of wood and watching come alive". She was referring to wood finishing products.

[GOPsterinMA]

Check for a foamy head perhaps?

[mowowie]

Hey, You left my state, MA off the list!!
There IS hope for us!!!