[Cindy]

http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/dailyweekly/2010/01/man_masturbating_at_bar_leaves.php

“Man Masturbating at Bar Leaves Behind Vaseline as Evidence”

By Caleb Hannan in Crime & Punishment
Wednesday, Jan. 13 2010 @ 10:01AM

SNIPPET: “Abdul-Rahim was able to escape before they showed. But in his haste he left behind damning evidence: a jar of Vaseline.

Then, two days later, our well lubricated friend showed up again to the same bar. This time, the cops got to him before he had a chance to flee.”

[hoagy62]

Crossing off 13 Coins from my “restaurants to visit” list.

[Realman30]

Why am I not surprised the pervert is a member of The Religion of Peace. No doubt he's the exception, not the rule.

[BigCinBigD]

Police and bar management described him as a...Slippery customer.

[familyop]

Here’s the list of states where behavior induced by bong water will be the least surprising.

1. Alaska

2. California

3. Colorado

4. Hawaii

5. Maine

6. Michigan

7. Montana

8. Nevada

9. New Mexico

10. New Jersey

11. Oregon

12. Rhode Island

13. Vermont

14. Washington

[fieldmarshaldj]

How does one masturbate a bar ? How do you know when it’s achieved climax ?

[Dahoser]

Not at the bar, Abdul-Rahim.

[Bean Counter]

I hear he told the cops he “only rubbed it till it quit feeling good...”

[MortMan]

He deserves a stiff fine. It was such an underhanded crime, and although the Police were short on evidence, his slick approach to handling problems almost got him off - er - acquitted.