Obama Offers Massachusetts Voters Blotter Acid on Behalf of Coakley; Most Flee

Feed Your ADHD ^ | 1/17/2010 | Snarky Basterd

[bloodmeridian]

With time desperately slipping away from the Democratic candidate for the Massachusetts Senate seat, party officials brought in their heavy hitter Sunday, pResident Barack Obama, attempting to (distract as SEIU members clubbed) excite voters.

But people immediately scattered from the city of Boston, fearing Obama’s stink would bore into their flesh and remain with them for eternity. Only about 50 people gathered, most of them homeless, most there only to conduct body heat, for the rally at Northeastern University, where Obama tossed tabs of blotter acid bearing his likeness into the crowd.

[bloodmeridian]

Even though is satire, the koolaid is no longer drinkable; Zero just doesn't know it yet.

[ozark hilljilly]

Did it look anything like this?

[paulycy]