The Curious Case of the Delayed State of the Union

Newsweak, the increasingly-Newsweaker Newsweakly ^ | 14 Jan | Daniel Stone

[flowerplough]

Obama's state of the union Speech will probably be like the Johnnie Cochran "Chewbacca defense" parody in a South Park episode. Cochran ends a summation by taking out a monkey puppet and shouting "Here, look at the monkey. Look at the silly monkey!", causing a juror's head to explode.

[Darkwolf377]

Newsweak, the increasingly-Newsweaker Newsweakly

LOL!

Obama's going to mention "the previous administration" so much in his speech it'll become a new drinking game. Only someone with a Kennedy-like consitution will be able to survive without alcohol poisoning.

[ROCKLOBSTER]

The State of the Union is not good...

[Joe Boucher]

Yep,
Everything that ails us is due to that evil Bush.
When is this zero going to be held accountable?
Maybe Tuesday?

[Caipirabob]

We should probably get around to establishing the
“keywords” and phrases for shots. Let’s see:

1) “Crisis”
2) “Unprecidented”
3) “Previous Administration”
4) “Inherited”

I don’t really know about playing this year. Alcohal poisoning seems to be a guarantee more than a distant threat.

[Shqipo]

“You Delay!!!”

[Darkwolf377]

He’ll also manage to get in a mention of the “Qu’aran” with his cute pronunciation, and talk about how Al Qaeda “hijacked a religion of peace” or whatever.

[esquirette]

He is afraid to face us.

[paulycy]

The 0ne will submit his state of the union message to congress in writing this year.

[NoControllingLegalAuthority]

I hope the empty suit jerk in the White House does try to blame his first year failures and ineptitude in office on George W. Bush. It will backfire on him BIG TIME!

He is the biggest joke in American presidential history. He is a complete loser. He is so far in over his head, it's not funny.

This is exactly what many of us predicted. Obama had no prior experience in his life of managing even a small organization, much less anything of such size and consequence.

The U. S. has become a failed experiment because no representative form of government can be any smarter than its dumb-ass voters taken in by a worthless con man like the jackass they elected president.

[Freedom'sWorthIt]

Au contraire.

Zero has had many successes in the past year in making huge strides towards reaching his and his sponsors’ goal of dismantling the American economy, destroying the middle class, and endangering our nation’s security and safety.

[atc23]

" He’ll also manage to get in a mention of the “Qu’aran” with his cute pronunciation "

Oh, goody, I hope he gets in a "POK E STON" and then pause the way he does and glare at all the non conforming infidels in whatever bootlicking, lickspittle audience members happen to be in his onenesses presence.

Remember when he was the head ramrod in changing "Swine flu" to " H1/N1 " ? That was a classic press conference too. Obama thinks being president is about correcting everyones pronunciation. Again, its about addessing the "mistakes" of the past.

[SueRae]

They’re just trying to divert to keep a massive demonstration out of D.C. for the SOTU. Bank on it, they know we’re coming. Bank on that, too.

[Dixie Yooper]

Although he did manage to lose the Olympics for Chicago, he did win the transfer of Gitmo prisoners to Illinois!

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

5) Unexpected

[hal ogen]

nobama is genuinely the anti-President. he is in a bind: be honest and resign in front of the cameras to the relief of the nation or keep lieing. my guess is on the “keep lieing” strategy. but one can only pray.

[ClearCase_guy]

1) He hasn't had a press conference since July
2) He's avoiding the State of the Union speech
3) When he does appear before congress, he will give a "state of my agenda" speech, since that is all he cares about

[MinuteGal]

The only successes have been the state of his unions.

Leni

[RightFighter]

Actually, his favorite phrase is “Let me be clear”

[ArchAngel1983]

" Zero has had many successes in the past year in making huge strides towards reaching his and his sponsors’ goal of dismantling the American economy, destroying the middle class, and endangering our nation’s security and safety."

Quite true, but how does he make all that feces sound delicious? This is going to be a 2 hour 'Blame Bush Marathon' and the press for ask for seconds.