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There are no ugly women, just poor ones
http://www.daveweinbaum.com/No_Ugly_Women.html ^

Posted on 01/13/2010 7:14:01 AM PST by mike48

This photo below was taken at a competition in June 2008. The competition was between 9 women for best makeover.

They had every possible beauty treatment available to them over a period of 12 hours before the contest.

Look at the before and after photos. Conclusion - there are no ugly women only poor women.

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To: enraged

Yep - I can go from “Yikes” first thing in the morning to “Whoa” after 15 minutes at the make-up mirror...


21 posted on 01/13/2010 7:36:58 AM PST by mom4melody
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To: mike48

Well that’s swell. Now as soon as you make Helen Thomas look like Marilyn Monroe, I’ll buy your premise.


22 posted on 01/13/2010 7:38:27 AM PST by Oldpuppymax (AGENDA OF THE LEFT EXPOSED)
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To: mike48
On the flip side, this is a warning:

That woman who looks so good tonight may look like ten miles of bad road tomorrow.

Of course, the same is true for us guys, but I think to a lesser degree because women have more options for getting themselves fixed up.

23 posted on 01/13/2010 7:40:13 AM PST by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: lado

I agree with you.....I’m 95% positive this is from The Swan, and the woman 3rd from the right was the winner. I saw her on Dr. Phil a year later, and her marriage was in trouble because her husband couldn’t handle her new attractiveness.


24 posted on 01/13/2010 7:41:09 AM PST by Badabing Badablonde (New to the internet? CLICK HERE)
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To: mike48

I can fix those women much cheaper. 2 six packs of beer and all of them are tens.


25 posted on 01/13/2010 7:42:10 AM PST by vetvetdoug (FUBO, a fashion statement for conservatives.)
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To: rightwingextremist1776

Never gotten far enough with an ugly broad to verify whether shutting the light off helps. I am blessed — my wife is way out of my league. Haha.

SnakeDoc


26 posted on 01/13/2010 7:42:44 AM PST by SnakeDoctor (Life is tough; it's tougher if you're stupid. -- John Wayne)
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To: mike48
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Men on the internet judging women's looks....... Priceless.

27 posted on 01/13/2010 7:44:06 AM PST by dragonblustar ("... and if you disagree with me, then you sir, are worse than Hitler!" - Greg Gutfeld)
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To: dragonblustar

HILARIOUS!!!


28 posted on 01/13/2010 7:45:50 AM PST by xsmommy
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29 posted on 01/13/2010 7:46:30 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: sten
You date the women at the bottom. Then you find that you spend most of your married life with the women at the top. Make sure you love WHO they are boys!
30 posted on 01/13/2010 7:47:09 AM PST by joethedrummer
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To: sten

The revised Merline Norman looks like Paula Jones.


31 posted on 01/13/2010 7:48:20 AM PST by Cincinatus (Omnia relinquit servare Rempublicam)
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To: sten

the one in red, Merline, looks like Paula Jones after her makeover.


32 posted on 01/13/2010 7:48:57 AM PST by Phantom Lord (Fall on to your knees for the Phantom Lord)
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To: ml/nj
"Jim! I'm a make-up artist, not a miracle worker, dammit!"
33 posted on 01/13/2010 7:49:16 AM PST by joethedrummer
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To: mike48

Since when is Oprah Winfrey poor?
Joy Behar?
Helen Thomas?
Donna Shalala?
Paris Hilton?


34 posted on 01/13/2010 7:49:26 AM PST by dangus (Nah, I'm not really Jim Thompson, but I play him on FR.)
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To: JenB987

The author of the article didn’t bother to do any basic research - this picture is from the TV show “The Swan” filmed several years ago, and many of these women had plastic surgery over a period of three months. There were also outcries at the time about how abusive the producers of the show were toward those women who didn’t want as much work done as they were forced to get.


35 posted on 01/13/2010 7:49:42 AM PST by Mr. Jeeves
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To: enraged

nothing will fix andrea mitchell.


36 posted on 01/13/2010 7:50:06 AM PST by gussiefinknottle (woof!woof!woof!)
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To: Phantom Lord

Hah! Beat ya by 37 seconds! :^D


37 posted on 01/13/2010 7:50:08 AM PST by Cincinatus (Omnia relinquit servare Rempublicam)
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To: sten

Yeah ... none of those women were fundamentally ugly to begin with — reasonably proportionate, no wierd features, etc. They were just extremely frumpy and poorly kept.

There isn’t enough glamourous wardrobe or spackle in this world to fix up Joy Behar or Rosie O’Donnell.

SnakeDoc


38 posted on 01/13/2010 7:50:48 AM PST by SnakeDoctor (Life is tough; it's tougher if you're stupid. -- John Wayne)
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To: mike48

“No woman is to blame for not being beautiful at sixteen, but she has only herself to blame if she is not beautiful at forty.” — Fra Lippo.


39 posted on 01/13/2010 7:54:09 AM PST by Styria
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To: sten

Where are the messy aprons and freshly prepared meals? Where are the clean homes and happy children? Trust Hollywood to completely miss what makes a wife attractive. I need a sequined wife in a wig like I need a kickstand on my car.


40 posted on 01/13/2010 7:55:32 AM PST by Anti-Utopian ("Come, let's away to prison; We two alone will sing like birds I' th' cage." -King Lear [V,iii,6-8])
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