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There are no ugly women, just poor ones
http://www.daveweinbaum.com/No_Ugly_Women.html ^

Posted on 01/13/2010 7:14:01 AM PST by mike48

This photo below was taken at a competition in June 2008. The competition was between 9 women for best makeover.

They had every possible beauty treatment available to them over a period of 12 hours before the contest.

Look at the before and after photos. Conclusion - there are no ugly women only poor women.

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Unbelievable!
1 posted on 01/13/2010 7:14:01 AM PST by mike48
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Amazing what a bucket of spackle and a can of paint can do for the old barn!


2 posted on 01/13/2010 7:18:27 AM PST by enraged
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I call BS, these have good basic structure. No weight issues, no major problems. Average/poor look to great is easy. No Chin, Huge nose, bugeyes, overweight, that can’t be madeover in 12 hours.


3 posted on 01/13/2010 7:18:59 AM PST by King_Corey (www.kingcorey.com)
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There are ugly women, and there are unattractive women who just don’t take care of themselves very well. Seems like the women in the picture are in the latter category.

Unattractive can be fixed with time and effort (and maybe a bit of money) — ugly is likely forever.

SnakeDoc


4 posted on 01/13/2010 7:19:28 AM PST by SnakeDoctor (Life is tough; it's tougher if you're stupid. -- John Wayne)
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Actually, this is BS. These are the women from that Swan show from like 5 years ago. That’s where they gave ‘em all kinds of hardcore plastic surgery and stuff. But the sentiment is the same, money will get you that.


5 posted on 01/13/2010 7:21:59 AM PST by lado
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of course, a treadmill will tip the scale 5 pts almost everytime... just look at sarah jessica parker. all the treadmills & spackle, and that woman squeaks in at a 7.

6 posted on 01/13/2010 7:24:30 AM PST by sten
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To: SnakeDoctor

sometimes I fear in the same manner that in christ sin is temporary but stupidity is forever.


7 posted on 01/13/2010 7:24:47 AM PST by ckilmer (Phi)
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I believe that there is strong evidence of surgical enhancement.


8 posted on 01/13/2010 7:26:23 AM PST by Sopater (...where the Spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty. - 2 COR 3:17b)
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It looks like some heavy duty girdles are being used and if one of them pops hold on because there she blows!


9 posted on 01/13/2010 7:26:44 AM PST by Boardwalk
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To: SnakeDoctor

Beauty is only skin deep but ugly goes all the way to the bone


10 posted on 01/13/2010 7:26:47 AM PST by al baby (Hi Mom sarc ;))
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To: SnakeDoctor

Turning the light off fixes ugly every time.....


11 posted on 01/13/2010 7:26:47 AM PST by rightwingextremist1776
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Turning the light off fixes ugly every time.....

Ugly goes away when you shut off the lights. Fat stays with you.

12 posted on 01/13/2010 7:28:31 AM PST by Phantom Lord (Fall on to your knees for the Phantom Lord)
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Non of these women are overweight. And a “make-over” last for how long? A few hours?


13 posted on 01/13/2010 7:29:16 AM PST by Clock King (There's no way to fix D.C.)
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To: Boardwalk

Nice wigs they all have on, too.


14 posted on 01/13/2010 7:30:44 AM PST by Humvee (Beliefs are more powerful than facts - Paulus Atreides)
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To: mike48

None of the “before” women were particularly ugly: they are merely plain and unremarkable.

Their “after” photos are nothing special: they’re still quite plain and only slightly “whored up”. Given a good wash and a bit of TLC.

There are some kinds of UGLY that no amount of whore-paint can fix: most of that kind of ugliness in in the soul, and it manifests itself externally as well.

We can all think of a few good examples of that, without posting any nasty photos onto the thread...


15 posted on 01/13/2010 7:32:17 AM PST by DieHard the Hunter (Is mise an ceann-cinnidh. Cha ghéill mi do dhuine. Fàg am bealach.)
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That first one on the left definately had a nose job.

How was that done in 12 hours?


16 posted on 01/13/2010 7:33:42 AM PST by JenB987
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Nope. Drag queens are too ugly.


17 posted on 01/13/2010 7:33:52 AM PST by fml
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To: King_Corey

HUGE NOSE definately can be taken care of.. have you ever seen Oprah without makup? Her makeup artist is a God, her nose is absolutely huge, but you wouldn’t know it after she’s made up.

Now yes, her nose is huge in the verticle sense, doesn’t stick out of her face 4 inches, that is a more difficult thing to deal with granted.


18 posted on 01/13/2010 7:34:04 AM PST by HamiltonJay
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To: King_Corey

HUGE NOSE definately can be taken care of.. have you ever seen Oprah without makup? Her makeup artist is a God, her nose is absolutely huge, but you wouldn’t know it after she’s made up.

Now yes, her nose is huge in the verticle sense, doesn’t stick out of her face 4 inches, that is a more difficult thing to deal with granted.


19 posted on 01/13/2010 7:34:09 AM PST by HamiltonJay
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To: al baby
They didn't take on any real challenges!
ML/NJ
20 posted on 01/13/2010 7:35:42 AM PST by ml/nj
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