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I know why Michelle wears ugly high belts and looks fat and pregnant
My blog about Michelle Obama - the Empress has no clothes that look good ^ | 10-4-2009 | newsbird

Posted on 10/04/2009 4:15:49 AM PDT by newsbird

I have seen so many people wonder why Michelle wears her ugly belts up high looking retarded. Also she has been looking pregnant since May but by now she would be much bigger if she really was pregnant. I have followed her clothes in my blog and figured out a few days ago why this is happening. My fairly long post about my conclusion, with pictures, is on my front page. Please tell me what you think - do you agree with my assessment of her figure problems?

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Society
KEYWORDS: caption; ismichellefat; ismichellepregnant; michelleobama; michellesuglybelts; pimpmyblog
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To: libertarian27

That is downright BIZARRE!


21 posted on 10/04/2009 5:23:59 AM PDT by MrDem (And this is a loyal lifelong Democrat saying this... Democrats for Cheney/Palin 2012)
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To: MrDem

hehe yes, you would have to call that a “Wide Stance” all right. Its like she’s trying to smuggle a Canned Ham out of a store or something.


22 posted on 10/04/2009 5:29:59 AM PDT by WashStateGirl
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To: RetSignman
Down Home Girl
written by: Jerry Lieber / Artie Butler
as sung by The Rolling Stones (and many others)

Lord I swear the perfume you wear
Was made out of turnip greens
And everytime I kiss you girl
It tastes like pork and beans
Even though you're wearin' them
Citified high heels
I can tell by your giant steps
You're just a walkin' through the cotton fields

Oh, you're so down home girl

Everytime you monkey child
You take my breath away
And everytime you move like that
I gotta get down and pray
Don't you know that dress of yours
Was made out of fiberglass
And everytime you move like that
I gotta go to Sunday mass
Oh, you're so down home girl

I'm gonna take you to the muddy river
And push you in
Just to watch the water roll on
Down your velvet skin
I'm gonna take you back to New Orleans
Down in Dixieland
I'm gonna watch you do the second line
With an umbrella in your hand
Oh, you're so down home girl

23 posted on 10/04/2009 5:30:22 AM PDT by Upstate NY Guy
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To: newsbird
lumbar hyperlordosis ?

Ridiculous! It's called a Big Black Boo-tay!!

24 posted on 10/04/2009 5:33:55 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: libertarian27

Maybe she was trying out as linebacker for the Steelers


25 posted on 10/04/2009 5:43:05 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could be Farts)
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To: newsbird

Do we really need to make fun of how someone dresses? This is childish nonsense.


26 posted on 10/04/2009 5:43:26 AM PDT by Raycpa
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To: Raycpa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZoVY6oi5yo


27 posted on 10/04/2009 5:44:24 AM PDT by WashStateGirl
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To: newsbird

Quite plausible. You provide good photographic evidence, but of course, you cherry-picked the best examples to demonstrate your point; I’m wondering if there are photos out there which would be counter-evidence. (I mean no negative connotation by calling it cherry-picking.)


28 posted on 10/04/2009 5:45:07 AM PDT by dangus (I am JimThompson)
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To: libertarian27

Isn’t her brother a basketball coach for Oregon? Looks like he taught her how to play defense.


29 posted on 10/04/2009 5:46:34 AM PDT by dangus (I am JimThompson)
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To: newsbird

Welcome to FRee Rpublic. I am just wondering what media organization/or liberal blog you belong to.


30 posted on 10/04/2009 5:46:35 AM PDT by mware (F-R-E-E, that spells free. Free Republic.com baby.)
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To: newsbird

I think blog-pimping should be grounds for banning. If you got something to say, either say it here or go away.


31 posted on 10/04/2009 5:48:29 AM PDT by PapaBear3625 (Public healthcare looks like it will work as well as public housing did.)
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To: WashStateGirl

Thanks, that was great. You have redeemed this threads value.


32 posted on 10/04/2009 5:50:15 AM PDT by Raycpa
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To: PapaBear3625; newsbird

Back in the day (1998) we made newbies run for coffee for a week before we allowed them to post anything that we didn’t flame.


33 posted on 10/04/2009 5:52:38 AM PDT by Raycpa
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To: libertarian27

34 posted on 10/04/2009 5:53:58 AM PDT by libertarian27 (Ingsoc: Life, Liberty and the Department of Happiness)
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To: WashStateGirl
Roughly the same shape, too.


35 posted on 10/04/2009 5:54:02 AM PDT by paulycy (Screw the RACErs)
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To: RetSignman
LMAO How could I ever have missed that one. I had ranted about the outfit
I am going to do a collection of photos to show that her ballet lessons were a waste of money. She need a choreographer AND a fashion consultant AND an etiquette consultant.
LMAO
36 posted on 10/04/2009 5:54:37 AM PDT by newsbird
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To: TexasCajun
I wish I had figured this out sooner, After 3 months of blogging I had only 13,000 hits. Now looks like I'll get that by noon.
So why complain if this is what people wanted to read about? I saw several questions here about her stupid belts.

And if anything happens from this sudden increase in hits, this attention to my blog with all the rants I have about Michelle could initiate an FBI investigation since I am obviously one of the viral rightwing conspirators.

37 posted on 10/04/2009 5:54:37 AM PDT by newsbird
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I see those comments on pimping... ok so I am a virgin and have to get screwed to find out what it is all about.

I did not intend to get screwed this morning...just wanted to answer peoples questions about Michelle but it cost you a click to find out.
PS. I don't get any money from pimping. Not yet, but I am learning stuff every day

38 posted on 10/04/2009 5:54:55 AM PDT by newsbird
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To: newsbird
It might be more interesting for your media source or blog to focus on the 8 member of the US military that were killed last night in Afghanistan.

Obama needs to change the ROE before more are killed.

39 posted on 10/04/2009 5:56:15 AM PDT by mware (F-R-E-E, that spells free. Free Republic.com baby.)
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To: newsbird
cause shes a no class skank???
40 posted on 10/04/2009 5:57:16 AM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist *DTOM* -ww- I AM JIM THOMPSON!)
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