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Obama Vows That Pirates Will Face A Firing Squad
Elective Decisions ^
| 04/15/09
| Chris Davis
Posted on 04/15/2009 4:09:02 PM PDT by writer33
Washington—During a speech at the White House Rose Garden, Barack Obama vowed that acts of piracy will “face a firing squad.” The speech came shortly after four more ships suffered attacks from pirates, and pirates vowed “to hunt down and kill Americans.” These actions forced Obama to take a hard line, threatening to end piracy once and for all.
Mr. Obama has apparently moved piracy up on his agenda—second only to taxing Americans—and is willing to work with other nations in the world to rid Africa of this “insidious threat.”
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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Military/Veterans; Politics
KEYWORDS: 4satire; barackobama; chrisdavis; pirates; rushlimbaugh
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posted on
04/15/2009 4:09:02 PM PDT
by
writer33
To: Allegra; b4its2late; Babu; backhoe; Bahbah; bannie; BellStar; Big Horn; BigSkyFreeper; bitt; ...
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posted on
04/15/2009 4:09:54 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
Dammit, I was wondering how a firing squad would go over with his Supreme Court.
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posted on
04/15/2009 4:10:37 PM PDT
by
BobL
(Drop a comment: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2180357/posts)
To: writer33
With spitballs I presume?
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posted on
04/15/2009 4:12:00 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(When you're spinning round, things come undone. Welcome to Earth 3rd rock from the Sun!)
To: writer33
Hahahahaha...film it...make it an Arrrrrrr rating...
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posted on
04/15/2009 4:12:43 PM PDT
by
jessduntno
(Barack - Kenyan for "High Wind, Big Thunder, No Rain.")
To: BobL
These are just WORDS...remember WORDS...no action
To: writer33
How long before the DHS classifies conservatives as pirates......</Sar>
To: BobL
Firing squad works only on pirates. Al Qaeda terrorists are exempt from this.
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posted on
04/15/2009 4:13:17 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
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posted on
04/15/2009 4:15:02 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: jessduntno
Ouch. An Arrrr rating. :-)
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posted on
04/15/2009 4:15:38 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: rightwingextremist1776
Your tagline screams out “pirate.”
LOL
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posted on
04/15/2009 4:16:25 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33; rightwingextremist1776
rightwingextremist1776 doesn't have a tagline.
FMCDH(BITS)
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posted on
04/15/2009 4:18:56 PM PDT
by
nothingnew
(I fear for my Republic due to marxist influence in our government. Open eyes/see)
To: writer33
Could I ask you to please mark your titles also with “(satire)”?
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posted on
04/15/2009 4:19:08 PM PDT
by
snowsislander
(NRA -- join today! 1-877-NRA-2000)
To: nothingnew; rightwingextremist1776
Sorry, I meant the screen name. Slip of the tongue.
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posted on
04/15/2009 4:20:06 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
Obama vows end to "piracy as we know it"
During a hastily arranged press conference the President spelled out the new reform proposal. In the plan the United States would flood Somalia with tax dollars and train the pirates to become the new Somalia Coast Guard
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posted on
04/15/2009 4:20:10 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(TYRANNY SENTINEL. http://tyrannysentinel.blogspot.com)
To: writer33
Yea, except my Jolly Rodger is yellow with a coiled snake on it....
To: BobL
AG Holder has already made overtones of coddling the poor widdle pirate because he’s just a kid.
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posted on
04/15/2009 4:20:47 PM PDT
by
TomGuy
To: writer33
Under Obambi, these pirates won’t even face the Mayberry PTA. Obambi is a serious wimp; he makes Carter look macho.
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posted on
04/15/2009 4:21:29 PM PDT
by
muir_redwoods
( O.B.A.M.A. = One Big Asinine Mistake, America)
To: writer33
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posted on
04/15/2009 4:21:33 PM PDT
by
nufsed
(Release the birth certificate, school and passport records.)
To: rightwingextremist1776
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posted on
04/15/2009 4:21:57 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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