Posted on 04/14/2009 6:52:39 PM PDT by bloodmeridian
My name is Bo. I’m not sure why I’m here. They brought me over a few weeks ago from that puppy training place in Virginia to “get acquainted,” whatever that means. Immediately, I couldn’t stand the place. First they had that wild staring lunatic who’s missing part of a finger follow me around with a hydraulic pooper scooper and biodegradable wee-wee pads, just in case I had to go in the Oval Office. I hear it wouldn’t be the first time someone defiled that floor, so what’s the big deal?
They also had me meet that guy Gibbsy. You know, the one who actually says “ahhh” more than my new owner? He wanted to take me to one of his press briefings, told me I could really do him a favor if I traded growls with Chuck Todd for the day. But I declined. I had an itch, and I just couldn’t stop scratching. Gibbsy even tried to help. I thought that was nice of him. At first. When his tongue starting lolling out, like I was scratching him, I thought he might be a little bit weird. So I bolted.
(Later I saw him sniffing a cat’s ass, and then I knew he wasn’t there at all.)
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A word of advice... don't let that funky guy that thinks he is in charge, pee on your leg...
Don’t pick on the puppy! He’s cute!
Epic
First Dog for CIC!
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There’s already a ‘first dog’ with the initials of MO.
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Man, this poor little pooch meets Joe Biden and his head’s gonna explode. “Wait a minute! I’m the one who’s supposed to crap on the carpet!”
OMG LOL - I have to pass that one on - hysterical
LMAO!!
finally, a voice of sanity in the WH
arf
ping!
Bo Obama comes is the sire of a Western PA dog. “This” has been (breathlessly) reported, ad nauseum, in our local news today.
Bo is also the litter mate ‘brother’ of Teddy Kennedy’s dog. Now, you can’t make this up, but Teddy Kennedy with a dog that swims? A St. Bernard with a rum barrel I can see...but a swimmer?
didja see the last graph of the post (follow the read more link). It goes...
“Hey! Wanna know something funny? I hear I’m from the same spawn line as ole’ leering Teddy Kennedy’s Porties. He’s gotta be pretty friggin’ jealous that I made it to the White House before him. Who am I kidding? Instead of him.”
Finally somebody in the WH that I really like. (and the kids--I feel sorry for the kids)
Teddy’s dog is named Splash, too.
LOL! Apparently Bo spend some time with another family in VA...but he ‘didn’t work out’ there (I know this because PGH media has been on Bo bloodline rant all day). Hmmmm...I thought...he didn’t ‘work out.’ Could it be that he was ‘placed’ with another family, who would return him so that (grab your tissues here) the Obamas’ could ‘rescue him?’
Yes I know...I love a good conspiracy!
Oh. My.
What can I add to that?
Wow. It didn’t take long for that one to show up. LOL.
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