Jay Cutler Tells Denver Fans Where They Can “Stick It”

Elective Decisions ^ | 04/05/09 | Chris Davis

[writer33]

Chicago—In an exclusive interview with the Chicago Tribune, Jay Cutler—now the quarterback of the Chicago Bears—cut loose, telling Denver Broncos fans exactly where they can stick their whining.

Denver Broncos fans have been complaining for weeks that Jay Cutler was whining about the trade talks, and acting like a child. So, in the interview with the paper, he fired back at the thousands of fans that have been complaining.

“I’m sick and tired of those whining little babies,” fired Cutler. “They all need to grow up. They can stick their whining right up their $#@! I’m back home in old Chicago now. Most of those people can’t even pass a spelling test. Broncos fans suck!”

[writer33]

S-A-T-I-R-E

[writer33]

Satire ping!

[RandallFlagg]

"My Dad says you suck.."

[OCCASparky]

That's okay, Jay. John Elway at age 48 (now) is a better quarterback than you'll ever be. Too bad you'll always be known as a "Bucky" wannabe.

And yes, I know the article is satire, but Cutler IS a whiny little bitch. That being said, we're screwed this year. No receivers worth a damn, no running backs, no defensive secondary. Damn you Mike Shanahan!

[writer33]

Great graphic, Randall Flag. Thanks for posting. I appreciate it.

[RandallFlagg]

To tell you the truth, that’s about the extent of my sports knowledge.

[writer33]

That’s o.k. It’s still perfect.

[foutsc]

Working class people paying hard earned money to millionaire players and millionaire owners... I doesn't make sense.

You can't even say it's about state or city pride. "My corporate entity beat your corporate entity" doesn't quite satisfy. The teams that win spend a lot of dough buying players from somewhere else, so how can a city take pride in that?

I guess it's a good diversion from the cares of the day...

[RandallFlagg]

I actually dug that picture off the net because we had a guy at my job who we all called, “Little Cutler,” because he liked Cutler, and he was a whiner. So, we put that picture on the bulletin board in the office to harass him.

I actually had to ask my boss who this Cutler was. His reply was, “He’s the whiney little b*tch of a Broncos Quarterback.”

[tflabo]

Cutler has the arm but not the heart of a winner...
at least not at this juncture.

[Trod Upon]

It may be satire, but Colorado has kind of become a state filled with whining, effeminate, PC bitchers. The tech boom went bust and now they’re all looking for a sugar daddy. It explains a lot about the last election cycle.

[Jaguarmike]

I’m glad my Jags didn’t take this guy. He sounds like he could be locker room poison.

[lilylangtree]

Thanks. However, I know next to nothing about sports and players, coaches, or teams.

[Victoria Delsoul]

Good job, writer.

Thanks.

[writer33]

It’s definitely a diversion for the day. Thanks for reading, foutsc. I appreciate it.

[writer33]

But I bet you do know about whining. Thanks for reading, lily. I appreciate it.

[writer33]

Nailed it. Thanks for reading, Trod Upon. I appreciate it.

[writer33]

Thanks for reading, Victoria. I appreciate it.

[prismsinc]

Aside from all the intangibles (or lack thereof) on Cutler, his game time performance is the true barometer.

My experience watching Cutler play reminded me of the younger (and sometimes older) Vinny Testaverde. God, what a cannon! But nobody could break your heart in the 4th quarter like Vinny could.

[Mr. K]

We got T.O. in Buffalo.. anyone know what we can expect from him?

(I am not much of a football fan, except when the Bills are winning)