Posted on 03/23/2009 10:17:25 AM PDT by John Semmens
The Federal Bureau of Investigation has added “Constitution defenders” to its list of dangers that require monitoring and surveillance. Examples of other dangerous elements according to the FBI include the Ku Klux Klan, neo-Nazis, and tax protestors.
“We can’t afford to wait until something bad happens before we take notice of people who may pose a danger,” declared Attorney General Eric Holder. “We have to consider the subtle indicators of potential enemies of the state.”
“‘Constitution defenders’ includes a broad category of persons deemed apt to present a danger,” Holder contended. “I mean, no normal person pays so much attention to the Constitution. The repeated mention of the Constitution in letters, conversations, blogs and such is, in my opinion, a marker of a potentially unbalanced mind. Keeping an eye on these people is a warranted precaution.”
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too bad this isn’t actually satire. Nice try though :)
Constitution Defenders added you to the watch list decades ago.
This would be hilarious if it weren’t so close to the truth.
The only unbalanced mind is Holder's (excepting Obama's).
Constitution defender. Constitution defender. Constitution defender. Constitution defender. Constitution defender. Constitution defender.
That sort of says it all doesn't it? God save the Republic!
I guess Holder’s Oaf of Office did not include defending The Constitution???
It ain’t satire if there is a factual report that says the same thing.
Which is either the scariest thing today, or the most provocative. Either way, the adrenalin gets flowing, and if someone were to stick me with a pin, it would squirt 20 feet.
Geez, I could almost believe it. That’s how far we’ve come...
What does he have to worry about? Aren’t we all just a bunch of cowards anyway?
It is getting interesting folks- Tax protesters and neo-nazi’s/KKK. What a deliberate foolish comparison designed to rile up their base . Let the brainwashed masses eat it up like the fools that they are. This is incredible, and only the beginning.
They know what they are doing- from the top on down. This is exactly what are founding fathers never wanted to happen. It is happening.
“Holder contended. “I mean, no normal person pays so much attention to the Constitution. The repeated mention of the Constitution in letters, conversations, blogs and such is, in my opinion, a marker of a potentially unbalanced mind. Keeping an eye on these people is a warranted precaution.””
Come get me Holder, you sell out.
Heh — I figured there was a euphemistically named extremist group called the “Constitution Defenders”, kinda like the “Christian Identity” movement.
But, alas, it is only satire.
SnakeDoc
Just remember, we aren't the ones who started the fire!
Constitution Defenders added you to the watch list decades ago
Probably not JUST a watch list.
“We have to consider the subtle indicators of potential enemies of the state.” HOLDER you’re an enemy of the state: ASSHOLE (pardon my language mods, but this is is so much OUTRAGE)!
Just so. All I can add is amen. Good write-up nonetheless.
It would be funny if it weren’t so believable.
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