If B. Hussein Delivered Speeches sans his Golden Teleprompter

Feed Your ADHD ^ | 3/6/2009 | Dr. Dave

[bloodmeridian]

It’s well-known that b. Hussein lugs his teleprompter with him everywhere for his speeches, in the East Room of the White House, on the Senate Chamber floor, when he’s talking to Secret Service Guy #1 at the urinal next to him in the Presidential John. (SS#1 tells me the obstruction makes it quite difficult for him to hit his target.)

As such, it's an understatement to say that this friggin’ president is more aware of his “presidential-ness” than, perhaps, any other Commander-in-Chief in history (and there have been plenty of other snobs to haunt the White House hallways before him).

There’s a reason. For a man with a reputation from the MSM as a “Great Orator,” he’s relatively pedestrian in real life and gets squirrely, and quite revealing, when he tries to deliver speeches extemporaneously (for you liberals, that means “without notes”).

Here’s the internal monologue that went on inside b. Hussein’s head while he gave his inaugural speech, the transcript having just come into my possession. (I’m NOT giving up my source; I wouldn’t want the president to start wearing a tinfoil hat. I don’t think it would cover those big ears.)

[txnativegop]

No Teleprompter?

Barry: “Ummm, Sooo . . uhhh, yes well, ummm” repeat as necessary.

[autumnraine]

I had a stupid lib tell me “Well at least he can speak well, he doesn’t mispronounce words or use them incorrectly”. I corrected her and said “No, he can READ well. Without his teleprompter he sounds like he’s channelling Mel Tillis”.

Then I had to explain who Mel Tillis was and I felt old.

[bloodmeridian]

I think Mel Tillis sounds BETTER!

[Jet Jaguar]

I was convinced he had a speech impediment during the primaries.

[bloodmeridian]

I am not going to post here what I’m thinking about what’s causing that impediment....

:)

[OneWingedShark]

Six lines of pascal (w/OO extension).

Procedure BarakObama.GiveSpeech(Source: Teleprompter);
Begin
if Teleprompter <> nil then Say( Teleprompter.Read )
else while (IsPresident = True) do
Say(”Ummm... Uhhhhh...”);
end; {BarakObama.GiveSpeech}

[Jet Jaguar]

I will. It is symptomatic of a history of drug abuse.

[bloodmeridian]

Oh...I was thinking something more puerile. But I’ll go with your version of events.

[chris_bdba]

ROFLOL! Probably true, you do afterall have to let those remaining brain cells find each other.....

[meatloaf]

I’m still waiting for someone to dub the sound of a tennis ball being lobbed back and forth with his head motion. Can you imagine that video showing up on the internet? Once folks saw it, they’d never get it out of their minds when they watched him talk.

If it showed up on a late night show, the audience would probably get real quiet, followed by a few titters and then an outbreak of laughter as everyone caught on.

[txnativegop]

Couldn’t have said better myself! :)

[redhotright]

[Nateman]

There is a whole thread devoted to poking fun at this teleprompting commie asshat. Click on the picture to join in on the fun!

[uglybiker]

Barry: “Ummm, Sooo . . uhhh, yes well, ummm” repeat as necessary.

IOW: Ted Kennedy without the Bahston accent.

[sibb1213]

I also had to explain to a dumb lib that he did nothing without a teleprompter. She did not beleive it because she could not see it. I told her he puts them up and has them taken down before you need to see them. I have known her since the 70’s and she has always been stupid. She is one of the reasons I turned totally Republican, was always Conservative just did not know I was a Republican.

[DMZFrank]

I take exception with the notion of Hussein being such a great communicator. Most of what he says is rather pedestrian tautology. How many memorable phrases as he turned that will endure? None that I can think of.

That crazed teleprompter tennis match with the continuous volley that he seems to be watching every time he gives a speech is REALLY getting old.

[txnativegop]

That is true. Soooo true.

[bloodmeridian]

THAT is just too friggin’ funny! Thanks for sharing!

[Arthur McGowan]

I don’t think Obama even wants to “remake” the United States into a socialist state.

I think he wants to KILL all the white people in America, through economic chaos, freezing, starving, terrorist attack, etc.—and is willing to see a lot of black people die, too, if that’s what it takes.

Just as he is happy to see most black pregnancies end in murder, just as long as white babies are murdered, too.