[txnativegop]

No Teleprompter?

Barry: “Ummm, Sooo . . uhhh, yes well, ummm” repeat as necessary.

[OneWingedShark]

Six lines of pascal (w/OO extension).

Procedure BarakObama.GiveSpeech(Source: Teleprompter);
Begin
if Teleprompter <> nil then Say( Teleprompter.Read )
else while (IsPresident = True) do
Say(”Ummm... Uhhhhh...”);
end; {BarakObama.GiveSpeech}

[uglybiker]

Barry: “Ummm, Sooo . . uhhh, yes well, ummm” repeat as necessary.

IOW: Ted Kennedy without the Bahston accent.