Posted on 02/11/2009 7:37:04 PM PST by bloodmeridian
The Congressional Gods have smiled and come to a tentative agreement to merge Porkulus and son of Porkulus into something you can probably call GoFrigYourselfulus.
The highlight? For me? The taxpayer the stimulus is supposed to convince that it’s cool to spend my money again and help get the economy moving back toward the end…I mean black?
I’ll get a whopping extra $13 a week in my paycheck! Here's how I'll spend it....
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I can buy a cheap box of 5.56 every week after my porkulus kicks in! Hopefully, if my wife doesn’t mind, I can spend her $13 per week on 5.56 too!!!
That would be 160 rounds per month, absolutely free!!
beat me by 7 seconds...at least we are on the same page ‘cept I’m using the wife’s $13 for .45ACP
Why do I have a feeling I will have $130 more per week taken out of my checks to pay for other’s $13 raises(sic).
Now that would be ironic justice. Let the thieves supply our ammo!
Married couples get a TOTAL of $800 a year.
800 / 52 = 15.3846154
Where you guys getting these deals?
You can get a box of 9mm for 13 bucks and thats about it
A case of Dos Equis and a couple bags of Cheetos.
Screw the Cheetohs..
Spring for the 7/11 burrito
Dats 20 bucks a pop which is what I expected.
Cant find crap under 18 bucks a box anymore
The Fiocchi aint too bad.
Thanks
To quote the guy from “Trading Places”, “Maybe I’ll go to the movies... by myself.”
Mike and Ikes and Hot Tamales./Just Asking - seoul62......
Hold on there. You may be getting an extra $10-15 a week in your paycheck for a year or so. BUT...
Your share of the principle and interest on Porkulus is about $7.00 a week FOR THE NEXT TWENTY YEARS! That assumes Congress doesn’t go over budget, that interest rates stay low, and the government pays it all back in twenty years. Of course, your mileage may vary, and I would guess it will end up costing more than twice that when all is said and done.
Rest assured, you will pay for it.
If you spent your last stimulus check on any kind of high demand ammo, you’ve doubled your money to date!
Hmmmm...$676 - taxes = about $600 - tithe = $533. Guess I’ll take my $533 and pay a utility bill or two.
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