DUmmie FUnnies 12-31-08 ("My haiku made it onto the Rude Pundit!!!!")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 31, 2008 | DUmmie Tangerine LaBamba, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

[Charles Henrickson]

Go MAKE a haiku! Yes, in addition to your usual prosaic posts, you Poetical Pingees should feel free to adorn this DUFU with your own creative contributions! Something, for instance, about Our Year with the DUmmies/KOmmies/HUffies . . . some turn-of-the-year reflections . . . whatever.

[Charles Henrickson]

Going from bard to verse . . . PING!

[MamaB]

Hi.

[digger48]

Have you ever thought,
That Obama tries to speak,
Inhisownhaiku?

[Charles Henrickson]

Hi.

Hi too.

[doug from upland]

Since I’ve written over 10,000 of them and did two Clinton books, I prefer limericks.

THERE’S A DUMMIE WHO’S WANTING TO DIE
BUSH DERANGEMENT IS HIS REASON WHY
IF HE BLOWS OUT HIS BRAINS
OR GETS HIT BY A TRAIN
DO YOU THINK THAT A FREEPER WILL CRY?

[Yardstick]

You’re right, he does have kind of a haiku cadence.

But here’s the thing the impersonators have so far missed about Obama: the way he whistles the “s” on words that end in “s”. He does it every time and I swear he does it on purpose.

[Charles Henrickson]

Have you ever thought,
That Obama tries to speak,
Inhisownhaiku?

"Spread the wealth around"
Opossum on the bike who
Wants to tax-hike you

[mikrofon]

If I live too long
Spring will bring another Bush.
I hope I die first.

You MUST be kidding...
That's your prize-winner haiku?
What a bunch of $#@$%!

[MamaB]

Happy New Year.

[Army Air Corps]

Posted on the chest of a barmaid from Sale
Was tatooed all the prices of ale.
Pasted on her behind,
for the sake of the blind,
Was precisely the same, but in braille.

[NeoCaveman]

Pelosi H. Ried,
Obama Missus Clinton
Happy New Year Chuck

[Red_Devil 232]

Yeth! It Ith a Signal.

[DirtyHarryY2K]

*you smell like a leper colony*

LMAO!

[TypeZoNegative]

Clueless liberal.
Our economy will tank.
Thanks for the hope, ass.

[faq]

DUmmies will always
Be miserable people.
Schadenfreude, baby!

[PJ-Comix]

I've been checking past editions of the DUFUs and where some DUmmies had their own haiku. Here is the Rovian Haiku:

I sense danger.
By the pricking of my thumbs
Something Rovian this way comes!

[eddie willers]

Haiku ping.

[Charles Henrickson]

DUmmieland Ant Farm:
SOMEBODY SHOOK UP THE ANTS!
Loads and loads of FUn!

[Miss Marple]

Inauguration
Comes with bitter cold and snow.
God laughs at Barrack.