[Charles Henrickson]

Go MAKE a haiku! Yes, in addition to your usual prosaic posts, you Poetical Pingees should feel free to adorn this DUFU with your own creative contributions! Something, for instance, about Our Year with the DUmmies/KOmmies/HUffies . . . some turn-of-the-year reflections . . . whatever.

[Charles Henrickson]

Going from bard to verse . . . PING!

[MamaB]

Hi.

[digger48]

Have you ever thought,
That Obama tries to speak,
Inhisownhaiku?

[doug from upland]

Since I’ve written over 10,000 of them and did two Clinton books, I prefer limericks.

THERE’S A DUMMIE WHO’S WANTING TO DIE
BUSH DERANGEMENT IS HIS REASON WHY
IF HE BLOWS OUT HIS BRAINS
OR GETS HIT BY A TRAIN
DO YOU THINK THAT A FREEPER WILL CRY?

[Army Air Corps]

Posted on the chest of a barmaid from Sale
Was tatooed all the prices of ale.
Pasted on her behind,
for the sake of the blind,
Was precisely the same, but in braille.

[NeoCaveman]

Pelosi H. Ried,
Obama Missus Clinton
Happy New Year Chuck

[DirtyHarryY2K]

*you smell like a leper colony*

LMAO!

[TypeZoNegative]

Clueless liberal.
Our economy will tank.
Thanks for the hope, ass.

[faq]

DUmmies will always
Be miserable people.
Schadenfreude, baby!

[PJ-Comix]

I've been checking past editions of the DUFUs and where some DUmmies had their own haiku. Here is the Rovian Haiku:

I sense danger.
By the pricking of my thumbs
Something Rovian this way comes!

[eddie willers]

Haiku ping.

[denydenydeny]

So drafty
Mom and Dad’s basement on a winter night
Bush’s fault

[Deetes]

HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL !!! Almost .

[Venerable Bede]

Swim in the ocean
Salty water, poop afloat
Try to swim away

[pillut48]

DUmmies write haikus
Charles writes satire better
All FReepers rejoice! :-)

FReepers love to write
And they also love to laugh
Jim Rob, you did good! :-)

DUmmies in congress
Too much handouts of money
Taxes go sky high! :-(

Military rocks
Veterans too are heroes
U.S. salutes you! :*)

Clinton was the queen
Her consort loved the ladies
‘Til “O” dethroned her! :-(

McCain, war hero
Oh, the race was his to lose
And lose it he did! :-(

Sarah stole our hearts
Plain speaking conservative
We need more like her!!!

God looks down on us
How much more can we screw up?
Thank God for Jesus! :*)

New Year’s Eve promise
FReepers cling to what is right
Hold on to the truth!! :-)

(Haikus wear me out
Counting syllables on desk
My fingertips hurt! ;-)

[LonePalm]

I'm not impressed. Let me know when one of them writes a haiku that is also a haiku in another language.

I wrote:

Nous sommes du soleil
Les visages de les enfants
Le main de Dieu.

We are of the sun
The faces of the children
God's hand in us all.

FWIW - I wrote them at a YES concert while they were playing Nous Sommes du Soleil.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[E Rocc]

If you want to *really* urinate off haiku purists, use this one:

Man from Nantucket
Nature has truly blessed him
He need not leave home.