Have you ever thought,
That Obama tries to speak,
Inhisownhaiku?
You’re right, he does have kind of a haiku cadence.
But here’s the thing the impersonators have so far missed about Obama: the way he whistles the “s” on words that end in “s”. He does it every time and I swear he does it on purpose.
"Spread the wealth around"
Opossum on the bike who
Wants to tax-hike you