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DUmmie FUnnies 12-19-08 (DUmmies Enraged Over Choice of Rick Warren to Deliver Invocation)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 19, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 12/19/2008 5:01:37 AM PST by PJ-Comix

WAAAAH! Why can't we have everything exactly our way? WAAAAH! Barack Obama chose someone to deliver the invocation at his inaugural that we don't like! WAAAH! Even though nobody remembers what is said at the invocation we are going to soil our diapers over this! Yes, the DUmmies are throwing a conniption fit over Obama's choice of Rick Warren to give the invocation at his inaugural next month and it is FUn to see them go over the edge as you can read in this THREAD titled, "Rick Warren? OK then, f*ck you too, Mr. Obama." So let us now watch the DUmmies toss profanity around over Rick Warren in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if Caroline Kennedy could serve as a backup Obama invocator in case Warren is tossed under the bus, is in the [barackets]:

Rick Warren? OK then, f*ck you too, Mr. Obama.

[Let the F-bombs fly!]

F*ck you, f*ck your stupid little jesus complex, f*ck your pandering to the uncommonly lowest denominator. F*ck it all. And especially f*ck you, Mr. Obama, and your jesus pals. F*ck you all.

[Going for the Guinness Book of Records for the most F-bombs used by appropriately named DUmmie Lance_Boyle? And now to the other angry DUmmies...]

Quick! Name two inaugural invocationists in the entire history of the United States. I'll spot you Billy Graham.

Can't? That's because NO ONE GIVES A CRAP, AND NO ONE WILL REMEMBER A WORD THAT GUY SAYS 30 SECONDS AFTER HE LEAVES THE DIAS.

[But will your remember what he says 30 seconds after he leaves the noches?]

I understand the anger. Rick Warren leading the invocation at the inauguration is an insult to many who worked their asses off to get Obama elected.

[I was sort of hoping that Michael Savage would have been chosen to deliver the invocation.]

Obama should realize that having Warren give the invocation is as offensive to gays and those who fight for civil rights for gays and others as it would be to fundies if Rev. Wright was giving the invocation. He had a lot of choices that would have been much better than Rick Warren.

[How about the choice of Ben Burch to deliver the invocation? Would that make you happy?]

Well, let's make those fundies happy, and ask him to ask Jeremiah Wright, his long-time pastor, give the invocation. What do you say?

[Actually it is a slap at Rev. Wright that he wasn't chosen but once under the bus, you must STAY there.]

The freeps are also up in arms over it, in case you hadn't noticed

[We are only upset because Pastor Charles Henrickson won't be delivering the invocation but I'm tossing his name out there for the Palin 2013 inaugural.]

We just can't go on as a country with people screaming at each other. One of the things that drove voters away from McCain was the aroma of hate from the Palin rallies and her supporters like Joe The Skinhead.

[The Ohio government official who investigated "Joe The Skinhead" has been driven away from her job.]

Obama needs us more than he needs Rick Warren, who already betrayed him once.

[Warren still has to betray the Obamassiah twice more to make it thrice before the cock crows.]

I'd love to know his justification for doing these things. Maybe he'll have warren march with the openly gay marching band. I'd pay to see that.

[Buy your ticket to that event from Ben Burch.]

I cant, for the life of me, understand why he's doing this. Giving this honor to an asshole that supported Prop 8 is... well... abhor able. It just isnt right. And I wannna know WHY.

[You can find the answer at the Brokeback Church.]

Put Rick Warren in a cone of silence and leave him there. This was a mistake.

[Meanwhile your skull is still stuck in the cone of silence.]

I make in my pants sometimes.

[And that was the infamous William Rivers Pitt informing us about his pants fouling habit.]

Obama is a Born Again Christian why are you upset?

[He is? Did that happen on the campaign trail?]

The more I see of this guy, the less I like. So I won't be watching the inauguration. Rick Warren is a collosal piece of shit. F*ck him and anyone who supports this shit.

[Including Obama.]

People change. Sen. Robert Byrd is a former member of the Klan. How do you think that process of change worked?

[Not well. And Byrd wasn't just a member. He was some sort of Grand Imperial Klizard.]

I'm sure that the inauguration address by Obama will just ooze hatred

[More likely it will just ooze snooze.]

This OP is dead serious about Rick f*cking Warren and Obama's bad f*cking decision. I'm bitter that Jeebus gets any representation at all at the inaugural - WTF did a corpse of 2000+ years have to do with anything? But I guess somebody has to be there to placate the religion-stupids. Imagine an inauguration with no prayer! The HORROR!

[Still lancing your boyle?]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: barackobama; bigotry; dummies; homosexualagenda; perverts; prop8; queers; religiousbigotry; rickwarren; sodomites
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Were Rick Warren and Chuck Todd separated at birth?
1 posted on 12/19/2008 5:01:37 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 12/19/2008 5:02:29 AM PST by PJ-Comix (The Tide Turned Just a Half Year After Pearl Harbor)
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To: PJ-Comix

top 5


3 posted on 12/19/2008 5:04:05 AM PST by Condor51 (The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits)
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To: PJ-Comix

5?


4 posted on 12/19/2008 5:05:08 AM PST by GQuagmire ( A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 5!


5 posted on 12/19/2008 5:05:13 AM PST by Abathar (Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
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Top 10 - back to read!


6 posted on 12/19/2008 5:06:48 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (The main stream media lied - America died.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top Ten in an ice storm!


7 posted on 12/19/2008 5:09:54 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: Arrowhead1952

Top 10.


8 posted on 12/19/2008 5:09:54 AM PST by EricT. (The tree of liberty needs to be watered...)
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To: PJ-Comix

“He was some sort of Grand Imperial Klizard”

The term is “kleegal” and means he was a recruiter.


9 posted on 12/19/2008 5:11:00 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: PJ-Comix
F*ck you, f*ck your stupid little jesus complex, f*ck your pandering to the uncommonly lowest denominator. F*ck it all. And especially f*ck you, Mr. Obama, and your jesus pals. F*ck you all.
Feel the loooooooooooooove.

10 posted on 12/19/2008 5:11:05 AM PST by Condor51 (The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits)
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To: PJ-Comix

These are the loving, caring voices of those who flaunt their holy god of “Tolerance”. They will never be charged with hate crimes, because to hate the Christians is never a crime. They will never be reported on the Evening News (”Shocking Discovery! ‘Tolerant’ Lefties are full of Bile and Poison!”) because that would hurt the causes the press belies in. They will never be held accountable for their hatred, because My Party is nardless and wants to “be liked.” Sigh.


11 posted on 12/19/2008 5:13:48 AM PST by 50sDad (On the Left, compassion is measured by intent, not results.)
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Oh yeah they are in an absolute twist, eating each other, all that nasty stuff nasty people do, you can’t read a single sentence without seeing pure vulgarity and they call us crazy, well there’s crazy and then there is crazy.


12 posted on 12/19/2008 5:14:19 AM PST by Eye of Unk (Americans should lead America, its the right way.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Rick Warren? OK then, f*ck you too, Mr. Obama.

[Let the F-bombs fly!]

Feel the love!


F*ck you, f*ck your stupid little jesus complex, f*ck your pandering to the uncommonly lowest denominator. F*ck it all. And especially f*ck you, Mr. Obama, and your jesus pals. F*ck you all.

[Going for the Guinness Book of Records for the most F-bombs used by appropriately named DUmmie Lance_Boyle? And now to the other angry DUmmies...]

Feel the love! Feel the love! Feel the love! Feel the love! Feel the love! Feel the love! Feel the love! Feel the love!


I understand the anger. Rick Warren leading the invocation at the inauguration is an insult to many who worked their asses off to get Obama elected.

[I was sort of hoping that Michael Savage would have been chosen to deliver the invocation.]

The very angry DUmmies having very early buyers' remorse with the BendOver, before he takes the stage!!


The freeps are also up in arms over it, in case you hadn't noticed

[We are only upset because Pastor Charles Henrickson won't be delivering the invocation but I'm tossing his name out there for the Palin 2013 inaugural.]

Actually, I think it is funny. I am not up in arms about this as long as it makes the DU crowd ANGRY.


Put Rick Warren in a cone of silence and leave him there. This was a mistake.

[Meanwhile your skull is still stuck in the cone of silence.]

Put Rev. Wright in a cone of silence and leave him there. While you are at it DUmmie, put the Revs J@ck$0n and $#@rpt0n in there with him.


The more I see of this guy, the less I like. So I won't be watching the inauguration. Rick Warren is a collosal piece of shit. F*ck him and anyone who supports this shit.

[Including Obama.]

Looks like buyers' remorse is really setting in at the DUmp. Something tells me that the queer faction is really upset at B O.


I'm sure that the inauguration address by Obama will just ooze hatred

[More likely it will just ooze snooze.]

I'm sure that the DUmmies will continue to ooze hatred at the BendOver for a long time.

13 posted on 12/19/2008 5:24:32 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (The main stream media lied - America died.)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

HaHa All we got in Kansas was rain which melted our beautiful snow. Wait.


14 posted on 12/19/2008 5:31:35 AM PST by Mercat (God doesn't call me to be successful. God calls me to be faithful. Mother Teresa)
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To: Arrowhead1952

Even Joy Behar on the View was upset at Obama..and she has licked his butt all throughout his campaign.


15 posted on 12/19/2008 5:35:06 AM PST by RummyChick
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To: PJ-Comix

top 20


16 posted on 12/19/2008 5:39:51 AM PST by NeoCaveman (magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't BHO also OPPOSE gay marriage just like uhh... Rick Warren?

Is there no end to the hypocrisy of the drooling DU crowd?

I do so love it when they get a fly in their panties.

17 posted on 12/19/2008 5:39:51 AM PST by LimaLimaMikeFoxtrot ("If you don't have my army supplied, and keep it supplied, we'll eat your mules up, sir"-Gen.Sherman)
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To: Mercat; bcsco; Charles Henrickson

It starteed around 0330 this morning. Freezing rain. Woke up to a half-inch coating of ice at 0600. Wife went to work, I’m telecommuting.

Right now...thunderstorms with sleet at ground level. After 0800, it supposed to turn to snow (I’m skeptical) and deposit around 2 inches by noon. I’ll dig out after lunch.

My guess is that bcsco, being a few miles north is above the snow-line. He’s probably looking out the window at 4-6 inches of snow right now and expecting about 4 more this morning.


18 posted on 12/19/2008 5:42:29 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: PJ-Comix

That was pretty good. Pretty, pretty, pretty good.


19 posted on 12/19/2008 5:49:58 AM PST by sonrise57 (Help us God for evil men have surrounded us.)
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To: RummyChick

Ha!! Ha!! The gals on the view are ticked off. I saw a thread earlier, but didn’t visit it yet.


20 posted on 12/19/2008 5:56:59 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (The main stream media lied - America died.)
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