Rosie Puts up Real Stinker; NBC Boots Her to the Curb

Feed Your ADHD ^ | 11/28/2008 | Dr. Dave

[bloodmeridian]

In unprecedented swift action, NBC dropped Rosie O’Donnell’s new variety show after only one night.

“There are a lot of things to be thankful for today, and one of them is that NBC viewers won’t have to look at Rosie anymore,” Jeff Zucker, president and CEO of NBC Universal, said Thursday while preparing for a Thanksgiving feast of tofu, bean sprouts, and salmon spaghetti carbonara.

Zucker hinted he was considering asking President George W. Bush if it was legal to incarcerate O’Donnell in Gitmo on charges of terrorizing an audience.

[evad]

LOL..Indeed!!

We are thankful!!!

[evad]

This couldn’t be better if it came from The Onion.

[bigheadfred]

"Hey, Hollywood! I’ll work for food!"

Much more cost effective to just pay her with cash. Safer too.

[Huskrrrr]

Somebody stick a fork in Rosie.

[Blind Eye Jones]

Now that Bush is going the infighting begins.

[Colonial Warrior]

Down, out and banished!!!

[econjack]

The fact that only 5 million even tuned in to watch her show should tell her volumes about what the American public thinks about a liberal, gay, screeching feminist who has the IQ of sand. It would be interesting to know how many were still tuned in when it ended.

Bye-bye, Rosie...It's been awful knowing ya...

[Vaquero]

Jeff Zucker, president and CEO of NBC Universal, said Thursday while preparing for a Thanksgiving feast of tofu, bean sprouts, and salmon spaghetti carbonara

FEAST????? what is wrong with these hollywood @$$holes anyway?

good move with Rosie anyway Jeffy.

[Caipirabob]

Rosie: "...and what do we have in common?"

Clay: "Sorry Rosie, you're the only one on stage who's a fat, militant lesbian lose-*mphf!*..."

[RU88]

“Jeff Zucker, president and CEO of NBC Universal, said Thursday while preparing for a Thanksgiving feast of tofu, bean sprouts, and salmon spaghetti carbonara.”

WTF!?

Is this guy human, or some kind of android that dropped out of the sky?

[2ndDivisionVet]

I love a happy ending.

[GreenAccord]

This couldn’t be better if it came from The Onion.

I think it's satire, nonetheless.

[MaxMax]

[johnthebaptistmoore]

Her next possible “job”: Running for ‘12 POTUS for the Green Party!

[fuzzybutt]

Watch for Rosie to come out even more angry and militant in a month or two.

Evil Sow.

[GreyFriar]

How “homophobic” of NBC to cancel Rosie! (barf)

[RegulatorCountry]

Her next possible “job”: Running for ‘12 POTUS for the Green Party!

Isn't her ... ahem, carbon footprint a little large for that?

[stylin19a]

This must have been real bad...even Emeril lasted longer.

[Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)]

Tom Selleck must feel vindicated.