Your Butt Will Look Good In These Jeans

The Stiletto Blog ^ | November 21, 2008 | The Stiletto

[theothercheek]

Levi's Ultimate Lift 544 claims that it “leverages unique, proprietary fit technology, fabric and design to help lift the wearer's derriere” and “contours the traditional shape of a jean's pattern to create a cup shape through each seat panel” that “is designed to actually lift the wearer's rear into the cup shape of the seat, resulting in a firmly lifted derriere,” reports Marketing Daily. Look for this miracle garment at department and specialty stores around Thanksgiving. If it’s not all just marketing hype, these jeans will be one more thing many women can be thankful for – especially First Lady-Elect Michelle Obama.

[television is just wrong]

LOL, ROFLOL, that is funny

[omega4179]

do they have a pair that narrows a broomstick wide butt?

[cmsgop]

I'm gonna need to see pic’s,hopefully of chicks

[cantfindagoodscreenname]

I can’t help but notice how appropriate your screenname is for this thread.

[theothercheek]

The jeans aren’t in stores yet - but then I haven’t looked. I hope it’s only girls wearing them. But in Calif, who knows ...

[theothercheek]

Heh, heh.

[modest proposal]

I found that description weirdddd and I don’t think I would buy a pair heh.

[theothercheek]

I’m curious to try them on - but I have a feeling they’re more for older women who’ve either flattened out or started to droop. They used to have a girdle with butt falsies for that purpose - I think the slogan was “turn what you have into what you once had.”

[COBOL2Java]

There are some things that science just can't fix...

[Azzurri]

I'm not sure these are the 544s, but just want to make sure everybody knows what we're talking about when we say "jeans" here.

[calenel]

The author wouldn't be suggesting that Michelle Obama needs a Butt Bra, would she?

[theothercheek]

It’s faster than lipo, though the effect wears off once you take the pants off.

[theothercheek]

I think we all know what jeans look like. You just wanted to post a photo of a nice butt.

[Gator113]

LOL..... Similar to a delivery truck. 0’s wife should beep when she backs up.

I heard that once Mrs. 0 becomes the first lady, 0 is going to give her butt it’s own zip code.

When bears see Mrs. 0’s butt, they hide THEIR food in the trees.

If Mrs. 0 is ever found to be on a beach, Greenpeace will try to put HER bacK into the water.

Whenever Mrs. 0 wears a yellow raincoat, school children try to board he butt.

Thanks to Mrs. 0’s butt, Texas is no longer our largest state.

Ok... I’ll stop, they were going to get much worse.... LOL

[BerryDingle]

Mom Jeans

[theothercheek]

Supposedly it’s hard to make jokes about him. But that butt looks like it’s going to be a butt of a lot of jokes (if the comedians are honest, and not butt-lickers that is).

[Cathy]

LOL! I love that SNL clip, and sadly I know women that still wear those horrible jeans!

[mamelukesabre]

Broomstick wide?

Do you mean as wide as a broomstick is wide? Or do you mean as wide as a broomstick is long?

[mamelukesabre]

LOL

My favorite is the ones with the elastic waistband.