[television is just wrong]

LOL, ROFLOL, that is funny

[omega4179]

do they have a pair that narrows a broomstick wide butt?

[cmsgop]

I'm gonna need to see pic’s,hopefully of chicks

[cantfindagoodscreenname]

I can’t help but notice how appropriate your screenname is for this thread.

[modest proposal]

I found that description weirdddd and I don’t think I would buy a pair heh.

[COBOL2Java]

There are some things that science just can't fix...

[Azzurri]

I'm not sure these are the 544s, but just want to make sure everybody knows what we're talking about when we say "jeans" here.

[calenel]

The author wouldn't be suggesting that Michelle Obama needs a Butt Bra, would she?

[Gator113]

LOL..... Similar to a delivery truck. 0’s wife should beep when she backs up.

I heard that once Mrs. 0 becomes the first lady, 0 is going to give her butt it’s own zip code.

When bears see Mrs. 0’s butt, they hide THEIR food in the trees.

If Mrs. 0 is ever found to be on a beach, Greenpeace will try to put HER bacK into the water.

Whenever Mrs. 0 wears a yellow raincoat, school children try to board he butt.

Thanks to Mrs. 0’s butt, Texas is no longer our largest state.

Ok... I’ll stop, they were going to get much worse.... LOL

[BerryDingle]

Mom Jeans

[GOP_Lady]

Ladies:

#1 Jeans Rule: Must have back pockets — no jeans without back pockets.

[fightinJAG]

Just bring back the bustle.

[woofie]

Cup this!

[mrsmith]

I used to work (on the machinery) in a stone wash plant and developed a fairly inexpensive process for shading jeans to compensate for high, low, wide, narrow butts.

The marketeers we worked for closed down and I never got to see it go to market.

I've always wondered if I just missed my million dollar opportunity...

[Colonial Warrior]