[modest proposal]

I found that description weirdddd and I don’t think I would buy a pair heh.

[theothercheek]

I’m curious to try them on - but I have a feeling they’re more for older women who’ve either flattened out or started to droop. They used to have a girdle with butt falsies for that purpose - I think the slogan was “turn what you have into what you once had.”