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DUmmie FUnnies 11-07-08 (The honeymoon's over! DUmmies DUmp on Rahm!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 7, 2008 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 11/07/2008 3:36:39 PM PST by Charles Henrickson

The honeymoon's over! It didn't take long for the DUmmies to become disappointed with the Young Prince. You see, Obambi went and picked Clintonista Rahm Emanuel as his Chief of Staff, and that does not portend good things for the future. Witness this THREAD, "Trying to put into words what disturbs me about the choice of Rahm as Chief of Staff." Of course, what this portends for the DUmmie FUnnies is much comedy fodder, as Obamassiah is SURE to disappoint his doubting disciples time and time again! So let us make a fly on the wall of the honeymoon suite and listen to the Bickersons squabble, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, who wouldn't be surprised if the internecine warfare among the Dems exceeds that of the Repubs, is in the [Barackets]:

Trying to put into words what disturbs me about the choice of Rahm as Chief of Staff

[How about, "Where's the 'Change'?"]

First let me say I really don't mind if our President-Elect picks moderate Republicans for his cabinet in some cases. . . . That would not bother me nearly so much as his pick of Rahm Emanuel.

[Rahm Emanuel, lower than a Rethuglican.]

Rahm's views on many things are not comforting.

[Rejoice! Rejoice! Emanuel shall come to thee, O DUmmieland!]

It indicates a type of politics I thought we might be leaving behind considering the calm and assuring demeanor of Barack Obama himself.

[Demeanor dey come, da meaner dey fall!]

he was pushing and nagging the candidates he was coaching for the DCCC to "go right". . . . We now know which way the party will be moving.

[The party's over, it's time to call it a day. . . .]

it is still our job to hold feet to the fire.

[Just go ahead and burn him at the stake.]

I was feeling a kind of warm comfortable glow . . .

[Roast Rahm.]

. . . until Rahm was picked. It changed the atmosphere around Obama greatly.

[B.O. Plenty.]

It is a return to the old way. Using scapegoats, dividing us, cutting out those who want change.

[Throw the DUmmies under the bus!]

Emanuel works at the pleasure of the President.

[I thought that was an intern's job.]

I tend to see that if we don't speak up....then soon it won't matter if we do.

[Time is running out!]

Purity is a nice standard for drinking water.

[Purity Of Essence.]

No one listens to me anyway.

[You say something?]

I agree with you about Emanuel. As far as I'm concerned he's a retread and symbolic of the problem in government. . . .

[Don't retread on me!]

And apparently Dean is not hearing a word.

[The doctor is OUT.]

I'm completely at a loss as to what to do about it besides eventually withhold my vote.

[Move to France?]

And now Podesta and Gates????? This is just not looking good.

[Flight 153 for Paris is now boarding at Gate 6. . . .]

I see other things coming I may not like.

[There's a bad moonbat on the rise. . . .]

I don't think that you understand that the CofS is the gate keeper.

[That's Gate 6 for flight 153 to Paris. . . .]

They used to call Haldeman and Erlichman, Nixon's two german shepards.

[Emanuel is Obama's Rahmweiler.]

I think it's too early to say that.

[What are you talking about?! It's been two whole days!]

funny how these so-called centrists have such pinnacle roles yet do very little for the people of this country. Can you say sock puppets for the elite?

[Sock-puppet it to me!]

Seems to be we often need the center and the left to get things done and centrists and moderates were a strong part of folks who elected Obama.

[LOUSY CENTRIST TROLL!]

I, too, find his policies and reasons troubling and karmically unprofitable.

[Boy Barry is a karma chameleon.]

One day and we're out for blood?

[TWO days! That's twice as long!]

He is going to spend most of his time cracking Democratic heads. . . .

[Most are already cracked.]

Now DU is becoming let's all not speak up anymore.

[Bunch of facists!]

That is a f*cking joke "getting them to move from the left to the middle"??? more like from the middle to the RIGHT. Emmanuel has much more in common with repukes than with moderate Democrats.

[Rahm is the new Rove.]

Just. F*cking. Great.

[I detect a note of sarcasm.]

Emanuel is not the CHANGE that I worked so hard and so long for!

[Change We Can Be Livid About!]

Emanuel is more of the same in Washington. . . .

[Barack McSame.]

we will only have four years of something like Bush very lite and then we can perhaps get Dean to run again. . . .

[YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!]

when I heard it, I thought, "Oh, sh*t. All those Republicans may have been right: Obama may be just rhetoric". . . .

[Obama is NOT just rhetoric! He's got that nice empty suit, too!]

Minds are fixed. Words are not being read. I have been stunned here the last two days at the vitriol over questioning.

[TWO DAYS IN! Yes, the future of the DUmmie FUnnies is bright indeed!]

Our collective job as the liberal activists is two fold: one, we must get Obama's back but two, we must hold his feet to the fire.

[Sounds like a game of Twister!]

I think it's just too early to get disheartened.

[Naah!]

Obama is the kind of guy who can outfox a fox.

[The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy DUmmie.]

Do Democrats revert to cannibalism so very quickly?

[The Silence of the Rahms.]

You just called me a cannibal and questioned my sanity. All in one post. That is simply not fair.

[You should have taken two posts, at least.]

Surely Rahm must realize that if the Democrats give Americans universal single payer healthcare in a series of careful but fairly rapid steps, we'll be Democrats for life.

[And in the minority after the midterms. Good luck with that!]

I'm not an idiot. . . .

[Let's take a poll.]

I am losing patience with folks here on DU. Have we forgotten that WE WON?

[YES!]

Why don't we all just take a deep breath and wait to start second guessing until we see where things stand after Obama has had his first 100 days? See you May 2009.

[For the impeachment proceedings.]

Some DU'ers just have to gripe about something.

[Some?]

I am trying to type out a cogent, calm response to the venom and disgust you have for progressives but all I can think of through my anger is GO F*CK YOURSELF.

[By DUmmie standards, that IS cogent and calm.]

perhaps Obama being thoughtful and softspoken felt he could use a "Pitt Bull". . . .

[Will Pitt for Press Secretary! Plenty of bull!]

To sum up: Rahm Emanuel is a centrist hack.

[Whack a hack!]

I simply can not handle it.

[Up your meds.]

I suspect there will be uglier picks to come.

[NO ONE could match the freak show that was the Clinton Cabinet!]

Rahm Emanuel = MORE OF THE SAME

[But, but . . . Joe Biden! There's a fresh face!]

Yes, the continuing control of the illuminati. . . . The Bildeburgers WILL get all that they desire.

[PNAC! DLC! MIHOP! IHOP! BFEE!]

this isn't a Revolution where the common folk storm the castle, put the aristocrats to death and institute a whole new government running on a different philosophy.

[Darn!]

I haven't seen this much trashing of a Democrat since Hillary Clinton was running. . . .

[Call it "Operation Chaos: The Sequel." Hee! Hee!]

he's a good choice for head-cracker in chief for Obama.

[Rahm as Head Cracker.]

Whoopee, now we can be whipped into line.

[Is that you, benburch?]

Get your ammo ready.

[The circular firing squad starts in five minutes!]


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My own picks for the Obama Cabinet:

State: Cindy Sheehan
Treasury: George Soros
Defense: The St. Louis Rams
Attorney General: Gloria Allred
Interior: Barney Frank
Agriculture: Willie Nelson
Commerce: Eliot Spitzer
Labor: Whoopi Goldberg
Health: Michael Moore
Housing: Tony Rezko
Transportation: Sheila Jackson-Lee
Energy: Hugo Chavez
Education: Louis Farrakhan
Veterans Affairs: John Edwards
Homeland Security: Bill Ayers

1 posted on 11/07/2008 3:36:40 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

PING!


2 posted on 11/07/2008 3:38:11 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Obambi, the Young Prince.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

top 10!


3 posted on 11/07/2008 3:39:23 PM PST by Doomonyou (Let them eat lead.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Defense: The St. Louis Rams
LOL!


4 posted on 11/07/2008 3:40:53 PM PST by Darksheare (Admin Moderator: Something like a GRUE... on performance enhancing substances.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

top ten


5 posted on 11/07/2008 3:40:55 PM PST by CONSERVE
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To: Charles Henrickson

Just wait until they have to take their kids (or themselves if in college) to their required community service.


6 posted on 11/07/2008 3:41:14 PM PST by autumnraine (Churchill: " we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall never surrender")
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To: Charles Henrickson
"It indicates a type of politics I thought we might be leaving behind.."

Lol.

7 posted on 11/07/2008 3:43:37 PM PST by Jaxter (The United States of America July 4, 1776 - January 20, 2009 - R.I.P.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

they need to change that change thing


8 posted on 11/07/2008 3:44:37 PM PST by woofie
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To: Charles Henrickson

Rahm is a dirty, partisan, street-fighting a-hole, but I feel strangely relieved.

He’s certainly better than most of Obama’s other associates on the question of the security of Israel.

He’ll help the indecisive goober make crisp decisions and get things done.

He’s a liberal, but also a pragmatist. He is the architect of Clinton’s welfare reform, for example. He can probably be counted on to derail the wackiest items on the far Left’s wish list.

He will stand up to Pelosi and Schumer. Obama would be absolutely rolled by them if he tried it alone.

All in all, probably a good choice for the country, not so good for us conservatives trying to beat Obambi next go-round, and really bad for the Ayers/Klonsky/Kucinich crowd.

-ccm


9 posted on 11/07/2008 3:45:28 PM PST by ccmay (Too much Law; not enough Order.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

They only dislike this guy because they think he may not be in favor of the U.S. bombing Tel Aviv.


10 posted on 11/07/2008 3:46:04 PM PST by San Jacinto
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To: Charles Henrickson
karmically unprofitable.

It simply isn't possible to satirize these lunatics any longer, is it...? ;)

11 posted on 11/07/2008 3:46:45 PM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (G-d watch over and protect Sarah Palin and her family.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Called this 2 days ago after trolling the KOS threads

KOS Kids were eerily silent; that spoke volumes to me... Obama has a helluva road to travel, and every step will be watched. Rahm, from our perspective, was a great pick... anyone he chose I would hate, but Rahm has a special place in the dark hearts of most progressives because of his DLC ties. They despise him

We knew bi-partisanship was BS ... this goes to show that even within the Liberal ranks he’s going to have trouble


12 posted on 11/07/2008 3:47:39 PM PST by swordfishtrombone
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To: Charles Henrickson

top 10?


13 posted on 11/07/2008 3:48:19 PM PST by FDNYRHEROES (Always bring a liberal to a gunfight)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I’ve been sick to my stomach ever since the elections — maybe watching the freak show unfold will ease the pain. To think this great country with all of its great men and women has sunk to this....


14 posted on 11/07/2008 3:52:09 PM PST by EverOnward
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To: Charles Henrickson

"Due to job Disney layoffs today....Mickey Mouse who voted 213,456 times in the November 2008 election is now President Obama's Chief of the National Security Force. No word on the whereabouts of Minnie."

15 posted on 11/07/2008 3:55:05 PM PST by BossLady (Dr. Manning Says: Grinchbama Will Steal Christmas!!!!)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
karmically unprofitable.

It's the yin to "Lucky Charms" yang, lol.

16 posted on 11/07/2008 3:55:55 PM PST by RegulatorCountry
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To: Charles Henrickson

Department of Petty Cash —> Diane Wilkerson, MA State Senator just busted by the FBI (on tape) for stuffing $23,500 in her bra... bribary/extortion or some such petty crime.


17 posted on 11/07/2008 3:58:25 PM PST by xtinct (Any man may easily do harm, but not every man can do good to another. Plato)
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To: Charles Henrickson

ROFL!!!!

Love your cabinet choices!!!!


18 posted on 11/07/2008 4:00:06 PM PST by KoRn
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To: xtinct

>bribary/extortion or some such petty crime.

A senator? Petty crime? Bah, I say it’s corruption and time for some affirmative action public hangings!

Vote for me, I’m running for Emperor/Dictater of Imperial America! ...or something.


19 posted on 11/07/2008 4:04:10 PM PST by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

My own picks for the Obama Cabinet:
State: Cindy Sheehan
Treasury: George Soros
Defense: The St. Louis Rams
Attorney General: Gloria Allred
Interior: Barney Frank
Agriculture: Willie Nelson
Commerce: Eliot Spitzer
Labor: Whoopi Goldberg
Health: Michael Moore
Housing: Tony Rezko
Transportation: Sheila Jackson-Lee
Energy: Hugo Chavez
Education: Louis Farrakhan
Veterans Affairs: John Edwards
Homeland Security: Bill Ayers


this should be a vanity


20 posted on 11/07/2008 4:05:26 PM PST by PaleoBob
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