My own picks for the Obama Cabinet:
State: Cindy Sheehan
Treasury: George Soros
Defense: The St. Louis Rams
Attorney General: Gloria Allred
Interior: Barney Frank
Agriculture: Willie Nelson
Commerce: Eliot Spitzer
Labor: Whoopi Goldberg
Health: Michael Moore
Housing: Tony Rezko
Transportation: Sheila Jackson-Lee
Energy: Hugo Chavez
Education: Louis Farrakhan
Veterans Affairs: John Edwards
Homeland Security: Bill Ayers
Now, now. The mods are cracking down on vanity posts....aren't they?