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Any Reasons I Shouldn't Vote For Obama?
Elective Decisions ^ | 10/25/08 | Chris Davis

Posted on 10/26/2008 9:16:54 PM PDT by writer33

It's time to go vote tomorrow, and I just can't think of a reason to not vote for Obama/Biden.

Below is my life story, showing you why it's time that I get my cut:

I was born a poor, white child in the back of a Ford Pinto-or maybe just conceived-behind Wal-Mart in Corpus Christi, Texas. There I languished in the public school system, being forced to eat nothing but Spam and Deviled Eggs while awaiting LBJ’s “War On Poverty” to pull me out of the Corpus Christi ghetto. Painfully, I suffered under President Ronald Reagan’s jackboots. I agonized year after year that government would raise me from the ashes of poverty. Luckily, a sympathetic liberal teacher helped me get into the local community college. After only taking six years to get my Associates Degree, I finally realized that Bush was indeed the devil, and that he was responsible for my plight in life. Then, a savior arose from Chicago land. He walked across the water and filled my soul with joy. For he was Barack Obama!

Now, armed with my degree, I work hand in hand with the Obama campaign to bring down Big Oil, Big Pharmaceutical, Wal-Mart, and all Republicans in the name of real change. I work hard to insure millions of poverty-stricken Americans, such as myself, will not have to endure Spam and the Reagan Revolution ever again. Instead, they will enjoy the spoils of caviar with the help of yet another minimum wage increase. I will not rest until minimum wage is $50.00 per hour. This is the life that I’ve chosen, and this is the motto I’ve taken.


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KEYWORDS: antichrist; biden; election08; mccain; obama; palin; unamericanactivities; voting
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To: alecqss

Good point, alecqss. Thanks for reading. I appreciate it.


21 posted on 10/26/2008 9:43:13 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33
There I languished in the public school system, being forced to eat nothing but Spam and Deviled Eggs while awaiting LBJ’s “War On Poverty” to pull me out of the Corpus Christi ghetto

Elvis Presley's "In The Ghetto" and Paul Shanklin's "In A Yugo" popped into my brain when I read that. Nice work once again.

22 posted on 10/26/2008 9:50:10 PM PDT by GOP_Raider ("I had no idea he was a Democrat because he seemed so adult." Belasarius)
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To: GOP_Raider
Elvis Presley's "In The Ghetto" and Paul Shanklin's "In A Yugo" popped into my brain when I read that. Nice work once again.

I wish I could've put that up, but you have to be careful with music. Thanks for reading, GOP Raider. I appreciate it. Glad you enjoyed it.

23 posted on 10/26/2008 9:53:59 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33

I have faith in conservatism. I don’t have faith in many of my fellow Americans. Let us not forget that there is such a thing as domestic enemies to our Constitutional liberties.


24 posted on 10/26/2008 9:56:12 PM PDT by Harry Wurzbach (Joe The Plumber & Rep. Thaddeus McCotter are my heroes.)
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To: Harry Wurzbach

Very true.


25 posted on 10/26/2008 9:56:42 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: Rebelbase

” being forced to eat nothing but Spam and Deviled Eggs”

I thought those were both on that food pyramid thing. I love both of those, but I’ve never tried them in the same meal, perhaps tomorrow! Fried spam, deviled eggs with relish and some tobasco on top! Multiple Bud Lights to round out the repast. Creamed herring for dessert. Yum!


26 posted on 10/26/2008 10:10:05 PM PDT by Rembrandt (We would have won Viet Nam w/o Dim interference.)
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To: writer33

We don’t know where he gets his clothes.


27 posted on 10/26/2008 10:18:59 PM PDT by NoLibZone (As insane as McCain is , my principles can't allow someone like Huessein to be president.)
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To: writer33

One reason for not voting for Obama is that he might be a Kenyan Muslim instead of a natural born American citizen. Why is it that this question is still unresolved at this late a date? Don’t the voters want to know who they’re voting for?


28 posted on 10/26/2008 10:24:22 PM PDT by 353FMG (The Lever we pull in the Voting Booth will be the Lever God will judge us by on Judgment Day.)
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To: writer33
Hey, Chris, here's the book for you:

A French author described in his book Moi Thierry F., chômeur professionnel (I Thierry F., professional unemployed) how he has lived happily on public funds for 24 years by only ever working two years.

29 posted on 10/26/2008 10:56:06 PM PDT by Rocky
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To: Rocky
A French author described in his book Moi Thierry F., chômeur professionnel (I Thierry F., professional unemployed) how he has lived happily on public funds for 24 years by only ever working two years.

Now that sounds like heaven. Thanks, Rocky. I do appreciate it.

30 posted on 10/26/2008 11:02:39 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: NoLibZone
We don’t know where he gets his clothes.

That settles it. Now I'm a Bob Barr supporter. :-)

31 posted on 10/26/2008 11:03:54 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: 353FMG
Don’t the voters want to know who they’re voting for?

Nope. Some of them don't.

32 posted on 10/26/2008 11:04:34 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33

This is excellent Chris. I remember the first time I heard Rush. A friend told me about this guy who had started broadcasting on the radio I should listen. It was like going home again and listening to my father, I have listened to him almost every day since.


33 posted on 10/27/2008 1:00:26 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: writer33

BTTT


34 posted on 10/27/2008 2:56:00 AM PDT by E.G.C. (To read a freeper's FR postings, click on his or her screen name and then "In Forum".)
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To: writer33
I should be one of life's biggest losers. Not only Spam, but there was tuna fish casserole, Campbell's canned cream of mushroom soup, and of course, liver and onions to impart iron into one's system.

I get shivers just thinking about it.

Having had such a deprived and depraved childhood, I guess I should be on the dole. I don't know how I escaped it. I thank heaven for FDR, LBJ, JFK and WJC who made me what I am today.

Excuse me for a while while I go eat dinner......broiled lobster tail and Iranian caviar on the menu for me tonight.

Leni

35 posted on 10/27/2008 5:18:19 AM PDT by MinuteGal (Obama's Moose is Cooked!)
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To: writer33

What I really want to know... What was it like actually speaking with Rush?


36 posted on 10/27/2008 5:59:43 AM PDT by TaxRelief (Walmart: Keeping my family on-budget since 1993.)
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To: Rembrandt

Do that and you’ll become a biological hazard!


37 posted on 10/27/2008 6:14:05 AM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: Rembrandt
I love both of those, but I’ve never tried them in the same meal, perhaps tomorrow! Fried spam, deviled eggs with relish and some tobasco on top! Multiple Bud Lights to round out the repast. Creamed herring for dessert

You'll likely be classified as a WMD after that...

38 posted on 10/27/2008 6:19:26 AM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly.)
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To: Smokin' Joe

“Spam and Deviled Eggs.”

Must be another T. Boone Pickens plan to perpetuate our Methane (Natural Gas) supply.


39 posted on 10/27/2008 6:27:16 AM PDT by PSYCHO-FREEP (WHAT? Where did my tag line go?)
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To: writer33; SwinneySwitch
. There I languished in the public school system, being forced to eat nothing but Spam and Deviled Eggs while awaiting LBJ’s “War On Poverty” to pull me out of the Corpus Christi ghetto. Painfully, I suffered under President Ronald Reagan’s jackboots. ............... Luckily, a sympathetic liberal teacher helped me get into the local community college.

Which high school? Ray, Carrol, King, Miller, Moody, West OSO, Four Bluff?

40 posted on 10/27/2008 6:33:53 AM PDT by Paleo Conservative (Drill Here. Drill Now. Pay Less.)
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